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Flight of the Conchords · Season 2, Episode 7

Murray, Prime Minister and others in “Prime Minister”

We've still got the barbecue to look forward to.

PMPrime Minister

Yeah, I was thinking about that, Murray; a barbecue's a little bit old-fashioned, don't you think? What about a fondue party instead?

Yes!

PMPrime Minister

Yes, I mean I've got the cheese covered. [pulls single block of cheese from suitcase]

Nice.

PMPrime Minister

What could you bring, Murray, the salads perhaps?

Definitely.

PMPrime Minister

Bret, what can you bring?

I could make half a dozen croutons.

PMPrime Minister

Half a dozen, do you think you could go higher than half a dozen?

Nine hundred.

They'd have to be very small, almost like crumbs.

PMPrime Minister

Nine hundred, I think that's too many; try and split the difference, try and come down from nine hundred but up from six or seven.

I could probably make fifty croutons if you like.

PMPrime Minister

Excellent, excellent idea. You're showing promise, young man.

Alright, [makes note in pad] Bret's shown promise.

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