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Flight of the Conchords · Season 2, Episode 5

Bret and Jemaine in “Unnatural Love”

[Speaking about Jemaine and Keitha the night before]

Did you use protection?

Yes, but only on my penis.

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Bret“Hello. Bret speaking.” Bret“I would never go out with an Australian!” Bret“Did she sound Australian? Australian accent?” Keitha“Mum says I sound like Marilyn Monroe.”

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