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[Strong Aussie accent] Mum says I sound like Marilyn Monroe.
[To Bret] Did you catch that?
What? Are you deaf? Marilyn Monroe.
Oh, Marilyn Monroe.
Yeah.
What about her?
I talk like her now!
She sounds like her.
Yeah, she does a bit.
[annoyed] I talk like her now...
Yeah, I suppose if you squint your ears...
Okay, they're gone.
Thank you, Dave.
Yeah, don't worry about it, guys. I just think it's really cool that you love each other, even though you're from Austria and you're from some place no one's even fucking heard of.
Australia.
New Zealand.
Exactly. Because it shouldn't matter where you're from when love's involved. It's like that movie "Interracial Hole Stretchers 2" — she was white; they were black. But it didn't matter in the end, did it? Because they were in love.
I haven't... I haven't seen that one.
Well, it really affected me.
[singing]
Send a cheque in a letter to make a Setter feel better.
Come on, make a donation to save a shakin' Dalmatian.
So, Brahbrah, how long has Charlie been gone?
Six years.
I thought you guys were gay.
We've still got the barbecue to look forward to.
Yeah, I was thinking about that, Murray; a barbecue's a little bit old-fashioned, don't you think? What about a fondue party instead?
Yes!
Yes, I mean I've got the cheese covered. [pulls single block of cheese from suitcase]
Nice.
What could you bring, Murray, the salads perhaps?
Definitely.
Bret, what can you bring?
I could make half a dozen croutons.
Half a dozen, do you think you could go higher than half a dozen?
Nine hundred.
They'd have to be very small, almost like crumbs.
Nine hundred, I think that's too many; try and split the difference, try and come down from nine hundred but up from six or seven.
I could probably make fifty croutons if you like.
Excellent, excellent idea. You're showing promise, young man.
Alright, [makes note in pad] Bret's shown promise.
Bret, are you rehearsing Paul Simon's solo stuff?
... No.
I've got a girlfriend.
No!
Well, no. Not really a girlfriend. She doesn't know I exist.
But you do, you do exist, don't you? [pokes Bret]
Yeah, I exist.
'Cause you guys said you didn't exist before.
Yeah, we exist.
Why did you tell me you were from Never Neverland?
New Zealand.
But you said you guys flew here!
On a plane. On a plane, Dave.
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