You got no chance, not against my prize pet.
Norman, if Station Officer Steele sees that lamb of yours.
He'll make him station mascot straight away.
[Wooly jumps out of Norman's arms and runs behind the station, dragging Norman with him, he then proceeds to eat the fire station's flowers, while Norman sits down looking all dizzy and confused]
Great Fires of London! He's gobbled all our geraniums!
[Comes outside and see what's happening] Oh! Get that sheepskin dustbin away from my station!
He only eats when he's nervous, it's the thrill of the competition.
Bet Norman feels sheepish!
[Sarah and James chuckle]
By the way, have you seen Mrs. Lasagne's cat anywhere? She thinks her Rosa will make a perfect mascot and--
MRRREEOOWEOWW!!! [Rosa scratches Steele's fingers]
YEEEEOWWW!!! [Steele covers his hurt fingers and sticks them in his mouth, muffling his speech]
I said, that's another animal disqualified!
Seems Dusty's got a good chance to be mascot.
Provided he's washed and cleaned.
You mean, Dusty needs a-?
Ahhh... now, this is the life. you can't beat relaxing in Pontypandy-- [Dusty smashes on Trevor's belly and escapes] PAAAAA--AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH--AAAARRK!!!!!!!
Trevor, are you all right?
[rubbing his belly] I'm fine. hat happened? Was it a football?
No, actually, a flying dog.
Well, good job that flying dog landed on my tum before I had my corned beef and piccalilli sarnies. Eh? Hang on. Flying dog?
I'm honoured that you have chosen me to be the leader of Pontypandy's First Neighbourhood Watch committee.
That's strange, I don't remember choosing a leader, maybe that was the day we were abducted by aliens.
Or maybe we all bumped our heads and lost our memories.
[Clears Throat] My vision is to make Pontypandy the safest neighbourhood in Wales, we shall all make Pontypandy free from crime and look after each other.
If you ask me it's about time, sweets go missing from the shop everyday [Dilys doesn't notice a hand reaching into a biscuit jar] just last week my liquorice all sorts vanished without a trace.
[It is revealed that is was Norman who was laughing quietly behind the counter, [hinting that he was behind it] as he eats the biscuit he pinched]
My firefighters have agreed to join the Neighbourhood Watch scheme, I now call on everyone to do the same.
Great, let's start our very own Neighbourhood Watch scheme.
We'll help people in trouble.
Yes, just like the Pontypandy firefighters, let's tell Uncle Sam, come on.
We're gonna start our very own Neighbourhood Watch.
Yes indeed, I knew my speech would inspire the young people.
So you don't mind if we use the garden shed at the fire station as our headquarters.
I'll need a volunteer for this exercise, someone to climb to the roof and pretend to be in trouble.
I'll do it sir, I'll be on that roof before you could say A-womp-bop-a-loo bop A-loop-ba-boom.
Very well officer Cridlington, remember to wear the safety harness just in case, Sam I want you to beat your current time of 2 minutes, 20 seconds, Ready? Go.
Hang on, I'm not ready yet!
Goodness me, what's all this commotion?
No need to panic Dilys, everything's under control.
We caught this criminal stealing your fruit.
[Dilys takes the tablecloth of the stranger who is revealed to be Trevor]
Trevor Evans, what on Earth?
I wasn't stealing the fruit, I was taking it to deliver to Dilys' customers.
Come inside and I'll put some ice on that nasty bump.
You really ought to check your facts before jumping to conclusion Mandy.
You think people will be pleased that we're trying to help.
Oi, where's my ladder gone?
Dad! what are you doing up there?
I was fixing Bella's roof, is this your doing again Mandy?
We'd better call Fireman Sam.
No I'm fine, I can get down on me own.
[Mike tries to climb down the roof, but slips and grabs hold for dear life]
[Mike realizes that he cannot get down on his own and needs help]
CChildren
Quick, we've got to get help now!
Just hold on Dad, everything's gonna be okay.
[Jupiter's siren sounds]
Thank goodness, here comes Fireman Sam.
[Jupiter arrives and the firefighters get to work]
Don't worry Mike, we'll have you down in no time.
But Sam, what are we gonna do, the Simon Snorkel isn't working.
Let's try and see how far it will reach [Sam goes up in the Simon Snorkel, but it stops a very inches, Sam tries to reach Mike, but it's no use] I still can't quite get him.
[Mike tries to reach as well, but slips and let's a roof tile come loose]
[The tile bounces off the cafe's canopy and hits Jupiter's switch which causes it to become unstuck]
Great Fires of London, the leaver's come unstuck.
[Mike stands up and thankfully Sam catches him, Mike was saved]
Well well, what do you think about that then?
Too right, but what sort of twig is it?
I know, I know, sycamore.
Well it might be, but it's a broken twig and that means someone has come this way.
My guess would be a ginger-haired boy whose mum owns a sweet shop.
[Scene changes to Mandy and Norman watching them from a hole in a wall]
Core, how did he know that? [takes a bite from a chocolate bar]
When Wally my pet wallaby went walkabout, I tracked him for three days across the outback, if you follow the signs, you can find anyone who's missing.
[Nether Norman or Mandy notice Woolly leaving the scene]
Did I ever tell you about the time I was dragged out of my sleeping bag by a dangerous dingo?
It was a sweltering summer, just like this one, Flaming Koalas [Picks up an empty glass bottle] Some people 'round here haven't heard of the country code, leaving bottles around in the sun can start fires.
Maybe we could be trackers like Tom.
Maybe we can be better than him.
There's no maybe about it, we will be.
Okay, let's track down walkabout Woolly.
There's a dangerous dingo up ahead by the billabong, one false move and he'll steal the tucker right out of our billy cans.
[Mandy takes a look through the binoculars and just sees Dusty]
That isn't a dingo, that's Dusty, what's a billabong?
[Norman finishes drinking a bottle of lemonade, swipes his mouth and burps]
It's where animals go to drink, c'mon let's find Woolly, he can't have gone far.
What a climb, I am absolutely exported [exhausted is what she meant to say].
I think you'll find it worth the walk Dilys, isn't it great up here? you know I've seen 25 different types of birds this year already.
I think you might see more if you had the binoculars the other way 'round Dilys, there's a pair of partages over to the left and a pheasant under that bush on the right [suddenly, a whistle can be heard] Aha! what do you think that is? I'll give you a clue, it's very rare in these parts.
No, that's the cry of a lesser spotted wobbler.
A greater blooming nuisance more like [After seeing Norman whistling and Mandy giggling] What are you up to now Norman Price?
You're frightening off the birds!
Sorry Trevor, sorry mom, c'mon, let's find Woolly.
Tomorrow, love, I'll be playing this on the beach under a bright Caribbean sun.
HFHelen Flood
But hopefully, not on my teapot, Mike.
HFHelen Flood
Mandy! Breakfast is ready! Mandy? [Mandy looks at the mirrored teapot in horror with chicken pox] Chicken Pox. Mandy can't go anywhere for at least a fortnight.
But, Mom! our holiday to Jamaica!
HFHelen Flood
We'll have to cancel it.
But you said you would take me to the carnival! the one you went to when you were little!
HFHelen Flood
We'll just have to wait 'til next year Mandy.
HFHelen Flood
Come on young lady, back to bed for you.
Oh, What's the matter with this door?
Nothing, you just have to slam it.
Just because it's Halloween, doesn't mean you can go scaring everyone you know.
[Norman gives a little evil laugh] It does if you are the scariest vampire in Pontypandy.
And don't think you're going out until you've tided your room.
I'll do it later, I'm off to get my pumpkin now.
Norman don't slam that [Norman slams the door which cause the cans Dilys was stacking to fall over] door.
Evil count Norman leaves his castle in search of the biggest pumpkin in the world.
