TV QuotesDatabase
1 SEASON

TV show quotes

Fireman Sam quotes

146 quotes · page 7 of 10

Fireman Sam
All S1

S1 E15Unfinished Business

And what brings you into my kitchen today, Norman Price?

Nothing, I mean, I wanted to show you something, something really cool.

You can't pull a wool over my eyes, Norman Price, I know exactly what you're up to.

You do?

Yes, I know how much you love carrots.

What?

Stay away from that cooker, out of my kitchen, go on out, out!

No, I, I just want, but I, no.

[Norman has just created another paper aeroplane and throws it, but it hits Station Officer Steele]

[gasp] Station Officer Steele!

[Norman makes another mad dash for the door]

Norman Price! Stop right there young man! [Starts to admire the paper aeroplane] Hmm, not a bad little plane.

Elvis Cridlington, there was a fire extinguisher right next to the fire exit!

Sorry, sir, I think I panicked, what about my stew?

[Sam takes a clothe and opens the pot, which lets a lot of smoke out]

Oh... [cough, cough] You've overcooked the dinner before Elvis, but never that bad.

Firemen are supposed to put out fires Cridlington, not start them, especially not on Fire Prevention Day.

I don't know how it happened.

There's something here that might provide a clue.

Aha, a paper plane, perhaps that can tell us who the culprit is.

Ah yes, it's a letter, there's a name on it "Dear Station Officer Steele" [Gasp] Station Officer Steele, It was you!

No it wasn't, it was Norman, Norman Price!

Aww, sorry, it was an accident, I was only trying to find someone who liked paper planes as much as I do.

[Norman then notices Station Officer Steele holding one of his paper planes]

Ahem I see, well perhaps I should have a word with the lad Sam, set him on the straight and narrow as it were.

Good idea, sir.

[Station Officer Steele takes Norman downstairs for a talk]

Oh, poor, Norman, it probably was an accident, I hope Station Officer Steele won't be too hard on him.

Don't worry, Elvis, I think Station Officer Steele and Norman will reach a happy understanding.

[Scene changes to Station Officer Steele's office where he's showing Norman how to fly a paper plane properly]

The first rule of Paper Aeroplanes, Norman, is to be careful where you throw them, Now watch this loop the loop, ha ha!

[Station Officer Steele throws the paper plane and it does a perfect loop the loop]

[chuckles] Cool!

This next trick is called a Barrel Roll ahh!

[Station Officer Steele throws the paper plane and it does a Barrel Roll]

Wow, how did you make it do that?

Pull your arm back, that's it, oooh look at her go!

Oh, oh, sorry, Trevor. I put two wedges on the wheels this morning. I can't understand what could have happened to them.

Ready, steady, go! [Mandy, James and Sarah pushed Norman on his cart downhill] Aaaah, Norman Price's racing cart driver takes the lead!

Norman!

Look out for the wall!

[Norman tried to stop the cart while going much too fast]

Norman, use the brakes!!

What brakes? Eyaaaaaahhh!!

[Norman crashes into the gate as the cart keeps rolling]

MJMandy, James and Sarah

Norman!

[Norman screams when the cart kept rolling as he bounced off the stairs when Mandy, James and Sarah chases him and Norman screams while the cart still kept rolling as he fell into the sea]

[listening to music] Oh, oh, oh, I'm a roller coaster rider! Take me to the... Whoa!!!

[Trevor and his bus nearly hit Norman as Sam catches him]

Lucky I was passing, Norman. You all right, Trevor? [Sam takes Norman back on curb] That was a pretty close call. Listening to headphones while crossing the road is very dangerous. You can't hear the cars coming.

Sorry, Sam. I was listening to my new MP3 player. [Norman plays MP3 player] My mom gave it to me for my birthday!

You're shouting, Norman!

Oh, sorry.

It's a very nice birthday present, Norman, but I suggest you leave them off until you're away from the traffic.

But--

Norman!

Hi, Mandy!

There you are. I just bought you a birthday present.

Really? Where is it?

I left it with your Mum.

Oh! Come On!

Oh, Mum! Sam's not going to come! He thinks I'm pretending that I am gobbled like the boy in the cry wolf story!

Ohh, we both will!

I'm sorry, Mum! It's all my fault! I set the alarm off, I just wanted my ball back...!

Ooh, I've dropped all my pennies.

Never mind about that, Norman!

What were you doing in the well, Norman?

I'm sorry, Mum. I couldn't wait for my birthday to get a new skateboard. When I heard the well was full of pennies, I thought I could use them to buy one.

Ooh, you were a very impatient boy, Norman Price!

I know, sorry. It's just I really loved my skateboard.

TETrevor Evens

That's why I bought you this!

Ooh, thanks, Trevor!

TETrevor Evens

Now, on one condition: No playing in wells and no skateboarding in your Mum's shop!

I won't, I promise!

Can we go and see if there any sausages and king prawns left, Fireman Sam?

Sorry, Norman. Gas canisters can stay hot for a very long time. It won't be safe to go over there for quite a while yet.

Oh, I'll just have to take the rest of my sausages home.

And I'll have to take my king prawns.

Ohhh... I am so hungry. I never even get a sniff of those sausages or the prawns.

DADerek Abney

Look out! You're heading for the quay!

[Venus is chasing after Jupiter]

Oh, no! My pie!

DADerek Abney

It's getting faster!

They're heading for the quay! I'll try and slow them down! You get ahead Penny, and block the road to stop any other traffic!

Roger that, Sam. [Venus cuts into Jupiter and off to the quay to stop any traffic while Mercury cuts in front of him]

Now Norman, don't panic! I need you to switch off the engine!

How do I do that???

Turn the key towards you!

Come on, Sam!

Now, press the brake pedal!

Which one is it?

It's the one on the left!

Which is my left??

DADerek Abney

The one that's not your right!!

I can't reach it!

DADerek Abney

Oh, I'll do it. [Derek hits the brakes as Jupiter brakes hard to a stop]

There it is-- Neptune's new home.

Pontypandy's all new ocean rescue center!

It's a bit big for just Neptune, sir.

Ah-- well, it's also going to be home to two brand new vessels-- Titan and Juno!

Ooh! How exciting! I can't wait to see them! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

[Sarah and James pops out along with Bronwyn with the fish cookies]

SJSarah Jones/James Jones

Uncle Sam!

Hello, you two! [he hugs Sarah and James] Any idea what's planned for the grand opening tonight?

CJCharlie Jones

Well, Mike's organizing some fireworks...

BJBronwyn Jones

...and I'm making some of my fishy nibbles. Would you like to try one?

Oh! Don't mind if I do!

[Wallaby 1 flies along with Tom Thomas onboard]

Oh, there goes Tom flying off in the new helipad!

I wonder what he was doing here?

Tom was bringing the new coast guard. He'll be manning the ocean rescue center!

Ooh! A new Coast Guard!? Oh, I'll bet he'll know everything about sailor's knots, and have a big bushy beard!

[A coast guard arrives with sunglasses revealing to be Ben Hooper.]

Uh - I'm not sure he is quite like that, Elvis.

RRegular

Hi. Ben Hooper.

Welcome to Pontypandy, Ben.

Where's the coast guard?

BHBen Hooper

I am the coast guard.

But you haven't got a big bushy beard.

BJBronwyn Jones

Fishy nibbles?

[Mike Flood arrives in his van with two horn honks.]

Right then, firefighters. Let's get you inside so I can familiarize you with our new firefighting vessels!

Oh, no! Radar has found our sausages!!!!!

What on earth's that?

SAUSAGES??!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!?!?!??!??

DPDerek Price

I think we're the ones who need saving now.

Agh! So THAT'S why he could smell SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU COOKING IN THE BUSHES, NORMAN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?

[raging furious] YOU MADE A CAMPFIRE??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??? Ohhh... Norman Price... YOU'VE DONE IT THIS TIME!! RIGHT, WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?!!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

[raging furious] I'LL MAKE SURE, THAT HE IS PROPERLY DEALT WITH AT HOME, STATION OFFICER STEELE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU NAUGHTY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, Station Officer Steele, I can't believe that Pontypandy has a new fire station! I bet you are really excited!

Heeheeheehee! Oh, well I am, Dilys! Very excited indeed!

[Elvis , Mike and Trevor playing music]

♪ There's a place I know where the people say hello as you walk on down the street ♪

♪ It's a friendly space where you know the face of every single one you meet ♪

ECElvis Cridlington/Trevor Evans/Mike Flood

♪ Let's rock rock! ♪

♪ Pontypandy rock rock! ♪

♪ Pontypandy - it's the greatest town for getting down ♪

♪ It's the little Pontypandy of mine! ♪

ECElvis Cridlington/Trevor Evans/Mike Flood

♪ Let's rock rock! ♪

♪ Pontypandy rock rock! ♪

♪ Pontypandy - on a Saturday night everything feels right ♪

♪ It's the little Pontypandy of mine! ♪

♪ It's the little Pontypandy of mine! ♪

♪ It's the little Pontypannddddy! ♪♪

These quotes come from Wikiquote's Fireman Sam pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.