[listening to music] Oh, oh, oh, I'm a roller coaster rider! Take me to the... Whoa!!!
[Trevor and his bus nearly hit Norman as Sam catches him]
Lucky I was passing, Norman. You all right, Trevor? [Sam takes Norman back on curb] That was a pretty close call. Listening to headphones while crossing the road is very dangerous. You can't hear the cars coming.
Sorry, Sam. I was listening to my new MP3 player. [Norman plays MP3 player] My mom gave it to me for my birthday!
It's a very nice birthday present, Norman, but I suggest you leave them off until you're away from the traffic.
MFMandy Flood
There you are. I just bought you a birthday present.
MFMandy Flood
I left it with your Mum.
Buck Douglas is gonna love this!
[Sam and Tom gave a thumbs up in response]
We'll definitely be official Buck Douglas space spotters now!
[Sam turns to the rear of the alien and unmasks who is none other than Buck Douglas.]
ECElvis Cridlington/Mike Flood/Penny Morris/Mandy Flood/James Jones
BUCK DOUGLAS!?!!!???
But if Buck Douglas is the little green man, who is--, I mean--, what if he--, but he--, if he's on the-- Right, I don't understand.
Buck Douglas has been camping out in the woods and faking all the alien sightings in Pontypandy, Elvis.
He's been flying drones around to look like spaceships, just like Joe and Bella's pizza delivery ones! They used to say "batteries", that's how I worked it out. HE'S JUST A BIG LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Elvis gasps]
He must've been doing that all over the country.
AND he's been getting us to buy his STUPID book so he look at all the right places...
...which is why he gets sightings of aliens from his show...
...and more people watching it.
Well done, Norman. You've found the truth.
Well, I knew it was out there somewhere, Sam.
Is there anything you like to say to the people of Pontypandy, Mr. Douglas?!
[Some Pontypandy citizens and firefighters got angry and held up their phones, framing Buck Douglas.]
BDBuck Douglas
This is so... not spacetastic. [He puts his hand to his face.]
We don't need to be official "Buck Douglas" space spotters! I'm going to start my own show: "Norman Price, Alien Finder"!
Ha-ha-ha! Come on everyone! Let's get back to Pontypandy.
I'll have my own coat, my own hat, a special alien scanner, and my own book about how you really find aliens, not made-up ones, real alien! [Norman Price continues talking as his voice trails and camera pans up to end the movie]
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