A character in Fireman Sam
James Jones
Fireman Sam · 146 quotes
6th most-quoted character in Fireman Sam: in 25 of its 146 quotes
Most scenes with: Sarah Jones (16), Norman Price (13), Sam Jones (9)
Oi, where's my ladder gone?
Dad! what are you doing up there?
I was fixing Bella's roof, is this your doing again Mandy?
Not exactly.
We'd better call Fireman Sam.
No I'm fine, I can get down on me own.
[Mike tries to climb down the roof, but slips and grabs hold for dear life]
DAD NO!
[Mike realizes that he cannot get down on his own and needs help]
Quick, we've got to get help now!
Well well, what do you think about that then?
It's a twig.
Too right, but what sort of twig is it?
Hmm?
I know, I know, sycamore.
Well it might be, but it's a broken twig and that means someone has come this way.
Who?
My guess would be a ginger-haired boy whose mum owns a sweet shop.
[Scene changes to Mandy and Norman watching them from a hole in a wall]
Core, how did he know that? [takes a bite from a chocolate bar]
When Wally my pet wallaby went walkabout, I tracked him for three days across the outback, if you follow the signs, you can find anyone who's missing.
Wow.
[Nether Norman or Mandy notice Woolly leaving the scene]
Did I ever tell you about the time I was dragged out of my sleeping bag by a dangerous dingo?
No
It was a sweltering summer, just like this one, Flaming Koalas [Picks up an empty glass bottle] Some people 'round here haven't heard of the country code, leaving bottles around in the sun can start fires.
Maybe we could be trackers like Tom.
Maybe we can be better than him.
There's no maybe about it, we will be.
Okay, let's track down walkabout Woolly.
[Sarah and James are seen leaving Bella's café holding ice creams]
Wish it'd rain and cool me down.
[Just as they start leaving, they're suddenly squirted with water]
Who did that?
[She got her answer as the twins see Norman on the bridge with his joker soaker]
Jokers the name, soaking's my game.
[He then runs off laughing]
After him!
[Scene fades to Norman with his joker soaker trying to sneak away, but is caught by Sarah and James]
There he is! Get him!
[They suddenly stop dead in their tracks as Norman points his joker soaker at them]
Just you try it, go on, make my day.
[He pulls the trigger, but only a small amount of water comes out]
Yikes, I've run out of water.
[Norman quickly runs away with Sarah and James hot on his heels]
After him!
[Norman finds Dusty with his head between the railings and panting]
Right Dusty, reach for the sky.
[Scene quickly changes to Sarah and James still looking for Norman]
There he is!
He won't get away this time.
[Scene changes back to Norman about to fire his joker soaker at Dusty, but stops when he realises something's wrong]
Dusty? Are you all right? Golly, you are well and truly stuck, aren't you? You're tongue looks drier than a ready salted crisp, I'll fix that, [points is joker soaker at Dusty's mouth] watch out tongue, watch out gums, open up, hear it comes! [fires his joker soaker at Dusty and he has a nice cool drink] steady now.
There he is! [Snatches the joker soaker off Norman] this is the last time you waste water in hot weather.
We're handing this over to Uncle Sam.
No, don't, I need it for Dusty.
Huh? Oh yeah.
As if.
It's true, just look at him, he's really poorly stuck there with nothing to drink [takes his joker soaker back from Sarah] gimme the joker soaker Sarah! [resumes squirting] There you go boy, sorry I nabbed your water before.
Come on, we've got to get Dusty out of there.
Let's call Uncle Sam.
Follow us up the mountain, but stay out of sight until I tell you.
Hi Norman, we're going up the mountain to find the beast, wanna come?
Yeah cool, be there in a minute.
[Norman starts leaving out a trail of crisps and Woolly comes out of his hiding spot and starts following and eating them]
James to base, we're heading in a Northerly direction, over. [Suddenly, the sound of rocks falling could be heard] What was that?
Nothing, you're not scared are you?
No.
Me neither, come on.
Help, Help, over here, help quick the beast is gonna get us!
[Leaves in the bush rustling]
I'll save you!
Norman, No!
No, don't Norman!
I got it, Oh No, he's got me!
[Then just in the nick of time, Fireman Sam flies in carrying the animal net]
It's over there Uncle Sam.
[Sam throws the animal net over the bush where "the beast" was and at the right time, Penny arrives]
Careful Penny, we don't know what we're dealing with here.
I saved them Fireman Sam and I caught the beast.
[Woolly baa's and Sam and Penny take the net off them]
Woolly?
Oh, Woolly.
Oh, oh, sorry, Trevor. I put two wedges on the wheels this morning. I can't understand what could have happened to them.
Ready, steady, go! [Mandy, James and Sarah pushed Norman on his cart downhill] Aaaah, Norman Price's racing cart driver takes the lead!
Norman!
Look out for the wall!
[Norman tried to stop the cart while going much too fast]
Norman, use the brakes!!
What brakes? Eyaaaaaahhh!!
[Norman crashes into the gate as the cart keeps rolling]
Norman!
[Norman screams when the cart kept rolling as he bounced off the stairs when Mandy, James and Sarah chases him and Norman screams while the cart still kept rolling as he fell into the sea]
There it is-- Neptune's new home.
Pontypandy's all new ocean rescue center!
It's a bit big for just Neptune, sir.
Ah-- well, it's also going to be home to two brand new vessels-- Titan and Juno!
Ooh! How exciting! I can't wait to see them! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
[Sarah and James pops out along with Bronwyn with the fish cookies]
Uncle Sam!
Hello, you two! [he hugs Sarah and James] Any idea what's planned for the grand opening tonight?
Well, Mike's organizing some fireworks...
...and I'm making some of my fishy nibbles. Would you like to try one?
Oh! Don't mind if I do!
[Wallaby 1 flies along with Tom Thomas onboard]
Oh, there goes Tom flying off in the new helipad!
I wonder what he was doing here?
Tom was bringing the new coast guard. He'll be manning the ocean rescue center!
Ooh! A new Coast Guard!? Oh, I'll bet he'll know everything about sailor's knots, and have a big bushy beard!
[A coast guard arrives with sunglasses revealing to be Ben Hooper.]
Uh - I'm not sure he is quite like that, Elvis.
Hi. Ben Hooper.
Welcome to Pontypandy, Ben.
Where's the coast guard?
I am the coast guard.
But you haven't got a big bushy beard.
Fishy nibbles?
[Mike Flood arrives in his van with two horn honks.]
Right then, firefighters. Let's get you inside so I can familiarize you with our new firefighting vessels!
The alien has landed.
Buck Douglas is gonna love this!
[Sam and Tom gave a thumbs up in response]
We'll definitely be official Buck Douglas space spotters now!
I don't think we will.
[Sam turns to the rear of the alien and unmasks who is none other than Buck Douglas.]
BUCK DOUGLAS!?!!!???
He's off the telly!
But if Buck Douglas is the little green man, who is--, I mean--, what if he--, but he--, if he's on the-- Right, I don't understand.
Buck Douglas has been camping out in the woods and faking all the alien sightings in Pontypandy, Elvis.
He's been flying drones around to look like spaceships, just like Joe and Bella's pizza delivery ones! They used to say "batteries", that's how I worked it out. HE'S JUST A BIG LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Elvis gasps]
He must've been doing that all over the country.
AND he's been getting us to buy his STUPID book so he look at all the right places...
...which is why he gets sightings of aliens from his show...
...and more people watching it.
Well done, Norman. You've found the truth.
Well, I knew it was out there somewhere, Sam.
Is there anything you like to say to the people of Pontypandy, Mr. Douglas?!
[Some Pontypandy citizens and firefighters got angry and held up their phones, framing Buck Douglas.]
This is so... not spacetastic. [He puts his hand to his face.]
You can say that again.
We don't need to be official "Buck Douglas" space spotters! I'm going to start my own show: "Norman Price, Alien Finder"!
Ha-ha-ha! Come on everyone! Let's get back to Pontypandy.
I'll have my own coat, my own hat, a special alien scanner, and my own book about how you really find aliens, not made-up ones, real alien! [Norman Price continues talking as his voice trails and camera pans up to end the movie]
A mysterious hero surveys the city below... out there... somewhere... someone needs rescuing!
Norman? You got a hole in your underpants!
Oh, they're not underpants! [Norman leaps off the cobblestone fence] They're Norman-Man pants, actually James-- Ack, I mean, Atomic Boy!
Just come on, Norman-Man! Let's finish our patrol!
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