Scenes with Dilys Price 27
DPDilys Price
Oh, What's the matter with this door?
Nothing, you just have to slam it.
DPDilys Price
Just because it's Halloween, doesn't mean you can go scaring everyone you know.
[Norman gives a little evil laugh] It does if you are the scariest vampire in Pontypandy.
DPDilys Price
And don't think you're going out until you've tided your room.
I'll do it later, I'm off to get my pumpkin now.
DPDilys Price
Norman don't slam that [Norman slams the door which cause the cans Dilys was stacking to fall over] door.
Evil count Norman leaves his castle in search of the biggest pumpkin in the world.
DPDilys Price
Be back by 8 o'clock and don't slam that door.
Tremble with fear, Count Norman is here.
'Ello Norman, lovely costume.
Lovely? lovely?! I don't want to be lovely! Grrrr, I want to be scary!
[Norman slams the door and runs away, but unintentionally knocks his pumpkin over which is still lit and it fall to the floor and knocks the cans over and starts a fire]
[Dilys is seen mopping outside her shop when she sees a parcel]
DPDilys Price
Oh [looks at the address] Oooh, Norman, a parcel for you!
[Inside the shop, Dilys places the parcel on the counter]
DPDilys Price
Looks like a present from your Uncle Dylan in Newtown.
[Norman picks up the parcel and looks with excitement]
DPDilys Price
Well, aren't you going to open it?
[Norman tears the wrapping paper and gasps when he sees the letters "JS" and immediately knows what it is]
DPDilys Price
What is it?
Uh, I'll show you later, bye.
[Once Norman is outside the shop, he finishes unwrapping the parcel which reveals that what was inside is a box that has some sort of water pistol inside]
Cool, a joker soaker [quickly takes it out the box] thank you Uncle Dylan.
[Norman walks over to a bucket of water, just as Dusty comes over for a drink]
Move over Dusty, I need to fill up this beauty.
[Norman fills his joker soaker up leaving the bucket empty and runs off, Dusty whines sadly]
I didn't know your mam had treasure hidden in her shop.
[Mandy opens the door and Norman along with the Beep-o-matic go inside, followed by Mandy, once in the shop, all metal grocery items start flying off the shelfs]
DPDilys Price
Norman Price!
but mam, it's only Sam's amazing Beep-o-matic.
DPDilys Price
Hmm, ohh! I don't care, get that magnetic menace out of here.
[Norman turns it off and everything the Beep-o-matic has collected falls to the ground]
[Norman and Mandy leave the shop, they try to sneak away but run into Penny]
Hello there. Where are you two going?
NPNorman Price and Mandy Flood
Just up the mountain.
[Scene opens at night at Dilys' Cut Price Store and Sam is driving Jupiter passed, at that moment Woolly the sheep appears bleating twice and Norman pokes his head out the window with a plate of salad in his hand]
Want something yummy for your tummy Woolly?
[Woolly bleats in agreement, Norman uses his knife to push the salad from his plate and gives it too Woolly who then proceeds to eat it]
DDilys
Norman, have you eaten up all your greens?
Yes mam, can I have my chocolate now?
DDilys
Go on then, maybe it will keep you quite while I watch "Weird But True".
TATV Announcer
Reports continue to come in of mysterious big cats seen roaming the mores of deepest Deverton, here's an artist impression of one of the beasts.
DDilys
Thank goodness we haven't got anything like that 'round here.
Hmm, no we haven't, not yet.
Look, Mam, look! It's one of those big cats like we saw on the telly!
DDilys
Must think I was born yesterday, [Dilys gasps] Oh, my Giddy Aunt! There's a black beast on the loose!
See I told you, it was so hungry it ate a lettuce, two carrots and a cucumber.
DDilys
Heavens to goodness Norman! It could have eaten you! I would never have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own two eyes.
DDilys
A big black cat as big as a bear, escaped from a zoo or a circus.
[Bella gasps and almost faints until Dilys catches her]
DDilys
This is no time to get historical Bella, we've got to call Fireman Sam.
Your phone, can I use your phone?
DPDilys Price
Of course But what's the matter?
[Sarah calls the operator]
OOperator
Which service do you require?
Fire Service! Mandy, James, and Norman are trapped on the mountain, and the beast is after them!
DPDilys Price
Norman?! The beast has got my Norman! I'll never see his little freckled face again!! [cries] Oh-hohh!
Yes, you will, Mrs Price. Uncle Sam will save him.
DPDilys Price
Those snow chains were very good, Sam. Haven't you heard? Trevor couldn't get through to Newtown. Pontypandy is completely cut off, but I haven't got any food for my customers! Not a crumb!
Don't worry, Dilys. I'll give Tom a ring. He should be able to help us out.
Then open the paper out and fold again along the diagonal, fold along lines E to F and G to H to life the wing tips and there we are, Flying Ace Norman Price is ready to take to the skies!
[Scene changes to outside, where we see Jupiter pulling up beside the Cut Price Store, Fireman Sam and Station Officer Steele exit Jupiter and make their way to Dilys Price]
We haven't got time for any of your shenanigans now Norman Price, it's Fire Prevention Day and Fireman Sam and I have a lot of work to do.
DPDilys Price
Come in Station Officer Steele, never mind my Norman.
Sorry Norman, maybe you can show me some other time.
Do you test your smoke alarms regularly Dilys?
DPDilys Price
Oh yes, very regularly [Smoke alarm sounds] Oh, What's that terrible noise!?
That's the test Dilys, to show that the smoke alarm is work-[Paper Aeroplane files past Sam] Great Fires of London, what was that!?
DPDilys Price
A BAT, OHHHHH! AND IT'S CAUGHT IN MY HAIR! OH!
[Norman just laughs at the sight of how funny his mum looks]
Oh, no! [Norman quickly hides behind the counter]
DPDilys Price
HELP! HELP!
Stiff upper lip, Dilys, I'll get it it's not actually a bat...[Gasp]...It's a beauty.
DPDilys Price
Oh, Station Officer Steele, you're too kind.
[clears Throat] What? no, when I said beauty I meant, um?
If uh you two are quite finished, shall we check the fire exit?
[Sam and Station Officer Steele walk over to the fire exit, when Norman makes a mad dash towards it and uses the fire exit to race out of the shop]
Well, that exit seems to be working.
Oh, Mum! Sam's not going to come! He thinks I'm pretending that I am gobbled like the boy in the cry wolf story!
DPDilys Price
Ohh, we both will!
I'm sorry, Mum! It's all my fault! I set the alarm off, I just wanted my ball back...!
Ooh, I've dropped all my pennies.
Never mind about that, Norman!
DPDilys Price
What were you doing in the well, Norman?
I'm sorry, Mum. I couldn't wait for my birthday to get a new skateboard. When I heard the well was full of pennies, I thought I could use them to buy one.
DPDilys Price
Ooh, you were a very impatient boy, Norman Price!
I know, sorry. It's just I really loved my skateboard.
TETrevor Evens
That's why I bought you this!
TETrevor Evens
Now, on one condition: No playing in wells and no skateboarding in your Mum's shop!
Oh, no! Radar has found our sausages!!!!!
SAUSAGES??!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!?!?!??!??
DPDerek Price
I think we're the ones who need saving now.
DPDilys Price
Agh! So THAT'S why he could smell SAUSAGES!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE YOU COOKING IN THE BUSHES, NORMAN??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!?
[raging furious] YOU MADE A CAMPFIRE??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??? Ohhh... Norman Price... YOU'VE DONE IT THIS TIME!! RIGHT, WHERE'S YOUR MOTHER?!!?!?!?!??!??!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!
DPDilys Price
[raging furious] I'LL MAKE SURE, THAT HE IS PROPERLY DEALT WITH AT HOME, STATION OFFICER STEELE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU NAUGHTY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DPDilys Price
Oh, Station Officer Steele, I can't believe that Pontypandy has a new fire station! I bet you are really excited!
Heeheeheehee! Oh, well I am, Dilys! Very excited indeed!
[Elvis , Mike and Trevor playing music]
♪ There's a place I know where the people say hello as you walk on down the street ♪
♪ It's a friendly space where you know the face of every single one you meet ♪
ECElvis Cridlington/Trevor Evans/Mike Flood
♪ Let's rock rock! ♪
♪ Pontypandy rock rock! ♪
♪ Pontypandy - it's the greatest town for getting down ♪
♪ It's the little Pontypandy of mine! ♪
Oh, now we can't get to Auntie Phillys'! We'll have to go home.
DPDilys Price
We'll see about that. If only I could find my torch. We can walk to Auntie Phillys' from here.
[Dilys opens the trunk to find her torch until Norman can hear UFO sounds coming from nowhere.]
DPDilys Price
Well, that's not it.
DPDilys Price
Just a minute, Norman. Oh...! I wonder where that have gone!
Mom...! It's a flying saucer!
DPDilys Price
No it's not! It's an old picnic basket! Oh! Still got a cheese sandwich in it! Ohh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Hello, little flying saucer! [The UFO leaves as Norman began to chase after it.] No! No, don't go! Come back! [Norman trips over the cobblestone bridge and fell into the river.]
DPDilys Price
I found it, Norman! Norman? Norman! [Dilys spots Norman in the river.]
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