Wash quotes from Firefly

Mal

Girl knows things. Things she shouldn't. Things she couldn't.

Jayne

What, are you— are you sayin' she's a witch?

Wash

[sarcastically] Yes, Jayne. She's a witch. She has had congress with the beast.

Jayne

She's in Congress?

Wash

How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

Wash

Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.

Zoe

We live in a spaceship, dear.

Wash

So?

Jayne

Well… I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'.

Inara

No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.

Book

The Alliance could have any number of uses for a psychic.

Zoe

A psychic… or an assassin.

Simon

She's just a kid! And she just wants to be a... kid.

Mal

I wish it were that simple.

Jayne

Yeah, and if wishes were horses, we'd all be eatin' steak.

Mal

Get her fueled, Wash.

Wash

With dirt? With cheap dirt?