[During the urinating contest]
In the place of a Dark Lord, you will have a QUEEN!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
It's a big ship. Could be Raiders. Could be the Burner Tribe.
Oh, Raiders? Ooh, yeah. Okay, Burner Tribe? Could have been a little bit of Burner Tribe...
Let's just hope it's not the Chomper Club.
The Chomper Club?
Or half of us will be killed, skinned, and eaten alive.
Skinned and eaten alive, that's the whole... the whole gamut there, okay. Well, you got a real sunny disposition.
I have a partly cloudy disposition with a high in the mid-60s.
Ooh, that sounds like a perfect day.
This one's coming with me.
I'm not a pet!
Says you. I like you because you're all fluffy.
I think he's fluffy too! Hooray!
If he's caught in one of these things, he only has until his "happy" runs out.
Incoming question: how did you survive this long?
I'm a very jovial person.
[During a flashback of Ash seeing her sister Harp being sacrificed to Werthrent]
[narrating] They made me watch. Something became unleashed inside of me...
Oh, your thingy-thing?
[annoyed] Yes, dude, my "thingy-thing".
[In the flashback, Ash angrily releases a wave of dark energy, accidentally killing her parents]
Oh, wow. Okay, so you killed your parents?
[sarcastic] Yeah, and that makes me a bad person, right? Oh, look at me, I'm a parent killer! Watch out!
Uh, oh, sorry, my bad. I didn't mean parent killer in a judgmental way--
Oh, so when you said "parent killer", you meant "Great job, Ash!" How is that not judgmental?!
Werthrent! Show yourself! But you won't, because all you are is fear and hatred and weakness!
[Flames surround the crew and Werthrent appears]
Oh my God, that's a huge snake!
I've seen bigger.
You ate my sister! Give her back or I will flay you!
WWerthrent
But she serves me so well...
Give her back!
WWerthrent
But why, when I can have you both?
Hey! Listen! Hey, pal! Hey! Will you look at me?!
[Werthrent hisses at him]
[nervously] All right, okay, uh... if you eat her, you gotta eat the rest of us, because we're a combo pack!
A "combo pack"?
A combo pack!
Like the fries! We're the fries.
Chookity pok.
You want to be the dipping sauce?
I've been told I would make a great dipping sauce. By whom? None of your business.
I'm a onion ring!
And I can be a napkin! Hooray!
Oh, geez, all right, great, okay, now it's the combo pack from hell, but okay, Werthrent, are you in or are you out?!
WWerthrent
In!
What's the plan?
I didn't think that far ahead! That's not good at all!
I thought the whole reason I got these powers was to get her back.
Maybe you got them for something amazing down the line.
You mean, something that hasn't even happened yet?
Yeah, so great job, you're gonna be awesome.
Hey, son.
What's up, dad.
Did you get it?
Got the last piece.
Attaboy, I'm proud of you.
And then what happened? I could listen to you almost die forever!
What happened was me thinking "This is gonna be a cakewalk", but just my luck, a drop of Yidrian venom gets on my shirt, and boom! Off come my clothes. Just disintegrated!
Ugh, give me a break.
And there's Parliament watching me try to escape the castle, butt-bloody-naked! Best birthday ever.
Can you fly?
Oh, I'm gonna fly so good. I'm gonna fly so hard and so crazy! You feel this? Fell that.
[Little Cato taps his hearth with a fist, as he points at Sheryl and Gary]
That's 14 years of just straight calisthenics.
Confident kid, I like that.
So you're leaving. Again.
I think we both knew this was never meant to be forever. Right?
Can I ask you one thing? Why don't you want anything to do with me?
Truth? The day I lost your dad, my heart shattered. Whatever was left was too small to love anything anymore.
Yeah. See, I would have taken even a tiny piece - just one piece.
Yeah. Maybe in another life, eh? But not this one. I'll see you around, kiddo.
Gary! Your mother left with that family heirloom! It was a--
[coldly] Let me guess, a dimensional key.
How did you know?
She's good at taking what's important to me. [walks through a hatch] That woman hasn't seen the last of me. It's on.
Unlocker of worlds! Consumer of realms! -And world's worst niece!
AArachnitech
When Mooncake left Final Space, he created a cosmic imbalance that weakened the walls of Final Space, making your world vulnerable to the onslaught of Titans, and their master, Invictus. As we speak, the walls holding them back are crumbling. Unless balance is restored, all will be lost.
YOU CANNOT HOLD ME… I'M COMING… I'M COMING…
AArachnitech
Mooncake must be returned. Now.
Chokaity...
Mooncake! There has to be another way! Take me, I'll do anything!
AArachnitech
Are you really willing to endanger everything for him?
I don't know! I've lost so much... and I can't lose him too!
BUT GARY... ALL IS ALREADY LOST...
Do you think that because I can't be seen... I'm gone?
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