Jay quotes from Femme Fatales

Jay

I have a strict policy; I don't... participate.

Alexis

Why not?

Jay

I built my brand on Crazy Chixx, not on some dirtbag trying to get with them.

Tiffany

You've never been in one of your videos?

Jay

No. Never. It would ruin my reputation.

Jay

Where the hell is Kip?

Erida

My fault. Sorry.

Jay

Well, where the hell is he?

Erida

Let's just say his willpower lost this time.

Jay

Kip, you're fired!!

Erida

Don't blame him! He couldn't resist.

Jay

Well, what happened? What'd you do? Jeez! He knows better! To hell with him. You know how to work this thing?

Hell, yeah.

Jay

Good. Come on! I wanna make this lousy bastard sorry.

Tiffany

We have just the thing.

Jay

Uh, all right, look, this is getting kinda dangerous. Tiffany?

Tiffany

I'm getting kind of used to that name. It's got a nice ring to it. My real name is Jessica. But you wouldn't remember that, would you, Jay? Tiffany, well... it's just a variation of a Greek name. Tisiphone. She was a goddess... the goddess of vengeance.

Jay

All right, uh... Kip!!

Tiffany

But I thought you wanted to meet Caroline.

Jay

Screw Caroline!

Tiffany

You already did!! You got me and Caroline drunk. Really drunk. Then you gave us some money. And then you ruined our lives! We had to drop out of school, change our names, and no matter where we moved or what we did, we could not get away from what we did for you! Of course, I handled it a lot better than she did.

Alexis

By the way, I'm Ashley. When you filmed me, that was my name.

Tiffany

It was her brilliant idea to use Greek names.

Alexis

Alexis, from the Greek name Alecto.

Erida

The goddess of unresting.

Alexis

I haven't rested since I met you, Jay.

Erida

Ash graduated magna cum laude in Ancient Greek. She's a member of Mensa, bonehead.

Alexis

I have a feeling I'll rest tonight.

Jay

What do you want?! What do you want?!!

Erida

Isn't it obvious?

Tiffany

We all appeared in your videos. Now it's your turn to be in ours.

Jay

Okay. All right. I know what you're doing, you dumb bitches! You think you're gonna embarrass me?! You think you're gonna film me and make me look like an idiot and ruin my reputation?! When I get out of here, you're gonna be dead! To hell with you, and to hell with your harlot friend Caroline!

And to think I had second thoughts about this.

Tiffany

I told you it would be worth it.

Jay

I'm gonna sue you! I oughta sue you for everything you've got! You wanna film me?! You wanna film me? Go ahead and film me, you stupid harlots!

Tiffany

Come on. Let's go upstairs and clean up.

Jay

Wait!

Tiffany

Congrats, Jay. This will definitely be your biggest hit ever.

Jay

Where are you going? Hey. Hey, come back here! No! Come back! Please! Hey! Come back...! [coughs and chokes] Hey! Help! Help!