TV show quotes
Nobody lives here.
Of course we live here; it's our sorority house.
This is no sorority. Nobody lives here... and that's water!
Water is the source of all life.
Why are all the vodka bottles filled with water?!
We don't wanna be drunk for this.
Who are you?
Where the hell is Kip?
My fault. Sorry.
Well, where the hell is he?
Let's just say his willpower lost this time.
Kip, you're fired!!
Don't blame him! He couldn't resist.
Well, what happened? What'd you do? Jeez! He knows better! To hell with him. You know how to work this thing?
Hell, yeah.
Good. Come on! I wanna make this lousy bastard sorry.
We have just the thing.
Uh, all right, look, this is getting kinda dangerous. Tiffany?
I'm getting kind of used to that name. It's got a nice ring to it. My real name is Jessica. But you wouldn't remember that, would you, Jay? Tiffany, well... it's just a variation of a Greek name. Tisiphone. She was a goddess... the goddess of vengeance.
All right, uh... Kip!!
But I thought you wanted to meet Caroline.
Screw Caroline!
You already did!! You got me and Caroline drunk. Really drunk. Then you gave us some money. And then you ruined our lives! We had to drop out of school, change our names, and no matter where we moved or what we did, we could not get away from what we did for you! Of course, I handled it a lot better than she did.
I know you. Your name's not Erida, is it?
Very good, Kip. I'm gonna give you a little lesson in Greek mythology. You see, Erida was a Greek goddess... the goddess of hate. She could only be appeased once blood was spilled.
What are you gonna do?
Isn't it obvious?
By the way, I'm Ashley. When you filmed me, that was my name.
It was her brilliant idea to use Greek names.
Alexis, from the Greek name Alecto.
The goddess of unresting.
I haven't rested since I met you, Jay.
Ash graduated magna cum laude in Ancient Greek. She's a member of Mensa, bonehead.
I have a feeling I'll rest tonight.
What do you want?! What do you want?!!
Isn't it obvious?
We all appeared in your videos. Now it's your turn to be in ours.
Okay. All right. I know what you're doing, you dumb bitches! You think you're gonna embarrass me?! You think you're gonna film me and make me look like an idiot and ruin my reputation?! When I get out of here, you're gonna be dead! To hell with you, and to hell with your harlot friend Caroline!
And to think I had second thoughts about this.
I told you it would be worth it.
I'm gonna sue you! I oughta sue you for everything you've got! You wanna film me?! You wanna film me? Go ahead and film me, you stupid harlots!
Come on. Let's go upstairs and clean up.
Wait!
Congrats, Jay. This will definitely be your biggest hit ever.
Where are you going? Hey. Hey, come back here! No! Come back! Please! Hey! Come back...! [coughs and chokes] Hey! Help! Help!
[giggles] Luckily, most people can't speak Greek. If Kip or Jay did, they may recognize that Theta Alpha Nu are the first three letters of the word Thanatos. That's Greek for death. Clever girls. Jay Roma. Made his first million at the age of 25. Made his first hundred million by the age of 32. But by 35, 20 million hits on his very last video. I guess these chicks are crazier than what he ever dreamed. And as the Greeks say – Kali nichta. Good night.
Five bedrooms, three and a half bathrooms, a swimming pool and a bonus guest house. This house would be a real steal, if it weren't haunted. But how could you prove that? Or disprove it? And would you live in a house with that kind of storied reputation? Would you even spend one night? Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Do you believe in ghosts or demons? Do you think it's possible for them to enter our world? Maybe the next time you meet a girl that seems too good to be true, she may very well be the ultimate femme fatale. [slowly fades away into thin air]
The animal kingdom is a fiercely violent domain. Animals kill for food, for territory and for survival. But there is one animal that's known to kill for pleasure – man. We live in a world populated by angels and demons. You're about to meet both.
Mr. Ryan.
The whole city is terrified by this Grim Reaper. It is bad for business.
Three people are dead.
We each have our own priorities. Look, what I heard is, the Reaper makes the victims suffer, right?
The first wound is non-fatal. Yeah.
Oh, no. They die scared. They get a chance to see themselves bleed out.
I'm assuming you have a point here.
A person like that, hmm? Someone who gets a thrill out of killing. You can't control a person like that.
And if you can't control them?
They need to be put in a cage or, preferably, six feet under. So you just make sure that this psycho is out of my clubs and off of my streets.
Your streets?
Mm-hmm.
So you're saying you saw someone.
[as a cigarette girl] I didn't just see someone; I saw the Grim Reaper, up close.
When?
They left about an hour ago, maybe less.
They?!
Are you saying that you saw the Grim Reaper leave with someone?
Do you have any idea where they went?
I heard the guy say something about... the Hotel Excelsior.
Thank you.
You all know Camille Gardner – a beautiful woman who, like so many, got married too young, too soon. Well, now she's living a life she never imagined for herself with an abusive husband and aimless existence. Oh, and her world's about to get so much worse. Tango's beautiful, isn't she? Well, get ready, 'cause you're about to meet some animals that aren't nearly as pretty.
[Camille Gardner, in a bathrobe, finds Rhonda Temple in a red one-piece swimsuit, sitting outside in a lounge chair right next to a swimming pool]
What the hell are you smiling about?
I'm just thinking about our future.
[sits down right next to Rhonda] I guess you'll be thinking about our recent past.
Why bother? What's done is done. [removes Camille's hair braid and strokes her hair] I'm looking to spend my future with you.
Some woman came, asking for Eddie.
So?
I'm worried. She sounded like she was supposed to meet him here. If I were you, I'd be very concerned.
Why? When you can worry for the both of us? That's what you're good at, right?
You know, I should sit in the sun.
What for, when you can go for a swim? [removes Camille's robe, revealing her in a green one-piece swimsuit]
[as a police detective] Mrs. Camille Gardner? Do you know what this is? Your house has been under surveillance for the past month. So you are under arrest for the murder of your husband. Now do not lie to us. Things will go a lot easier for you. Start by telling us where we can find Rhonda Temple.
[referring to Rhonda Temple] If we're under surveillance for a month, how come you don't know where she is? I have no idea where she is.
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