Erida quotes from Femme Fatales

Nobody lives here.

Erida

Of course we live here; it's our sorority house.

This is no sorority. Nobody lives here... and that's water!

Erida

Water is the source of all life.

Why are all the vodka bottles filled with water?!

Erida

We don't wanna be drunk for this.

Who are you?

Jay

Where the hell is Kip?

Erida

My fault. Sorry.

Jay

Well, where the hell is he?

Erida

Let's just say his willpower lost this time.

Jay

Kip, you're fired!!

Erida

Don't blame him! He couldn't resist.

Jay

Well, what happened? What'd you do? Jeez! He knows better! To hell with him. You know how to work this thing?

Hell, yeah.

Jay

Good. Come on! I wanna make this lousy bastard sorry.

Tiffany

We have just the thing.

I know you. Your name's not Erida, is it?

Erida

Very good, Kip. I'm gonna give you a little lesson in Greek mythology. You see, Erida was a Greek goddess... the goddess of hate. She could only be appeased once blood was spilled.

What are you gonna do?

Erida

Isn't it obvious?

Alexis

By the way, I'm Ashley. When you filmed me, that was my name.

Tiffany

It was her brilliant idea to use Greek names.

Alexis

Alexis, from the Greek name Alecto.

Erida

The goddess of unresting.

Alexis

I haven't rested since I met you, Jay.

Erida

Ash graduated magna cum laude in Ancient Greek. She's a member of Mensa, bonehead.

Alexis

I have a feeling I'll rest tonight.

Jay

What do you want?! What do you want?!!

Erida

Isn't it obvious?

Tiffany

We all appeared in your videos. Now it's your turn to be in ours.