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“Something Like Murder” quotes from Femme Fatales

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“Something Like Murder” · Season 1

In this episode: Lilith (3)

Whenever you find a rich man, you are bound to find a gold-digger waiting to take him for everything he's got. Well, tonight, somewhere in these Hollywood hills, this gold-digger really was using a shovel. It's been said the taste of evil smells like honeysuckle. I wouldn't argue with that, but tonight, there is a distinct smell in the air and it smells like murder.

[as Lily, Charles McKendrick's secretary] Good afternoon, Mrs. McKendrick. Looking stunning as always, I see.

DMDarla McKendrick

So kind. Hope Charles isn't giving you too much of a workout – too many late nights, so to speak.

No, ma'am. I'll see you again soon.

DDarla

I don't like that woman. But I'm sure Lily's good at taking dictation.

CMCharles McKendrick

What can I do for you, Darla?

DDarla

I just thought you might want to grab lunch before you head out on your trip.

CCharles

Wish I could, but I'm just so damn busy today. A rain check?

DDarla

Sure. Rain check.

CCharles

What's wrong?

DDarla

It's my neck; it's killing me. Must be stress.

CCharles

And what stress could you possibly have?

DDarla

Have a lovely trip, Charles.

CCharles

Love... you.

Poor Darla. She thought she'd planned the perfect murder, but greed makes suckers of all of us. There is no easy way to make money in this economy. Unless, of course, you're Elena Machado, a hard-working cleaning woman, who just got a very, very big severance package. I guess it's safe to say she won't be coming to work on Monday.

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