Violet quotes from Femme Fatales

Violet

The human body can survive three to five days without water. Payback's a bitch. But dehydration is even worse.

Lilith

[as a night shift duty nurse] Are you all right?

Yeah. I'm fine. Just... another jerk in the ER. What is wrong with people?

Lilith

They're human. [checks the mail and sees a letter addressed to Violet] Oh, this one's for you; it's from the boss.

Violet

[opens the letter, reads it and becomes very confused] This doesn't make any sense. My transfer to the day shift was denied.

Lilith

I'm so sorry.

Violet

But I didn't talk to Amy about the transfer and Greg's not gonna see her until tomorrow.

Violet

You said I'd never get to you. Guess you were wrong. You messed with the wrong nurse, hombre. [Laz Swan struggles to get free] Don't bother trying to move. There's nothing you can do.

What d-did you... do to me?

Violet

I added a little surprise cocktail to your IV. Relax. It won't kill you. It just causes temporary paralysis. You'll be able to feel everything I do to you. Unfortunately, you won't be able to move or call for help. [walks over to a tray and picks up a scalpel] Remember when you told me that you wanted to go out something fierce? Well, guess what? You're gonna get your wish. [starts cutting Laz Swan open with the scalpel]

Firstly, of course, I would like to apologize for keeping you waiting so long. But I bet you're wondering what you're both doing here, right?

No kidding, Sherlock.

Well... you do have a temper on you, don't you? See, I invited you both here to give you a chance to move on with the rest of your life.

Tiffany

I'm so gone. [starts to leave]

Jessica

[stops Tiffany from leaving] Shut up and listen.

Yeah, I think you should listen to her. Or, of course, I could just call the authorities and tell them about Jay Roma.

Tiffany

Who?

Jessica

Don't be coy, darling. The world may not miss a smut peddler like that, but it still won't get you off with the cops. [turns to Violet] And you, Violet. You're not as sweet and innocent as you look, are you?

Ooh, someone messed with the wrong nurse. Eh, chica?

Violet

How do you know all this?

Because I'm the Amazing Mysterium! And I know all.

Violet

What do you want with us, Mr. Amazing?

What do I want? What could I possibly want? What could I want? How about... money! That's exactly what I want.

Violet

Well, you better take another look into your crystal ball, because I'm not an ATM. I'm broke.

Tiffany

And I'm still trying to pay off my student loans.

Violet

So you've got the wrong chica, ese.

[slams the table with his hand] Well, then you better find some money fast!! Both of you got 48 hours or the next time you sit down with somebody, it'll be with a public defender! [calms down] Why don't you just think about it a little bit, OK? Good afternoon, ladies. I hope you enjoy the show.

Tiffany

We haven't formally met. Tiffany.

Violet

Violet.

Tiffany

You've got incredible eyes, Violet.

Violet

Thanks. Nice dress, Wilma Flintstone. So, did you really kill that dirtbag Jay Roma?

Tiffany

Yeah.

Violet

Do you regret it?

Tiffany

Not for a minute.

Violet

I think we're going to get along swell.

Tiffany

BFFs.

Violet

Don't push it.

Tiffany

How'd you get this way?

Violet

What way?

Tiffany

You know what I'm talking about. We're one and the same, Violet. You weren't always like this. What happened?

Violet

I had a really bad day.

Tiffany

So, I've got a question, and you totally don't have to answer it if you don't want to. But what are you gonna do?

Lilith

You are going to make Foster Prentiss pay for what he did. That is what you are going to do.

Violet

I know you.

Tiffany

Well, I don't. How'd you get in here?

Lilith

I go by many names, but you can call me Lilith.

Tiffany

Are you getting blackmailed, too?

Lilith

No. But we have so much in common.

Violet

We were all blessed with great hair?

Lilith

Men in our pasts have wronged us.

Tiffany

What's this all about?

Lilith

It's very simple, actually. Foster Prentiss killed a girl once. And now you are going to kill Foster Prentiss. And in exchange for this task, you will never have to worry about anyone finding out your secrets again. You will be truly safe. And why the sad faces, girls? It's not like you haven't killed before.

Violet

So, what's one more dead jerk, right?

Lilith

Exactly.

Tiffany

Why don't you kill him, then?

Lilith

And not share the fun? [snaps her fingers and the doors open] Oh. You forgot to thank me for those tickets to the show. It's not like they arrived by magic, you know. Ta-ta!

Violet

So what do we do now?

Tiffany

I've got an idea, chica.

Tiffany

Anything?

Alexis

The only thing I can tell you about Lilith is that according to Jewish folklore, she left her husband, Adam, after she refused to become subservient to him. Although... Dr. Holly Brown writes: "The demonization of Lilith was designed to keep women alienated from their own power and spiritual authority." Now that's what I call girl power.

Tiffany

She was a demon?

Violet

She's Jewish?

Alexis

I don't know who this chick is, but it's obvious she knows way too much about us.

Tiffany

Lilith isn't the problem. Foster Prentiss is.

Alexis

Not for long.

Violet

I don't usually go around killing random dudes without a really good reason.

Alexis

The jerk threatened you. He's trying to extort you. He's obviously a total sleaze. What choice do you have?

Tiffany

What choice do we have?