Alexis quotes from Femme Fatales

Jay

I have a strict policy; I don't... participate.

Alexis

Why not?

Jay

I built my brand on Crazy Chixx, not on some dirtbag trying to get with them.

Tiffany

You've never been in one of your videos?

Jay

No. Never. It would ruin my reputation.

Alexis

By the way, I'm Ashley. When you filmed me, that was my name.

Tiffany

It was her brilliant idea to use Greek names.

Alexis

Alexis, from the Greek name Alecto.

Erida

The goddess of unresting.

Alexis

I haven't rested since I met you, Jay.

Erida

Ash graduated magna cum laude in Ancient Greek. She's a member of Mensa, bonehead.

Alexis

I have a feeling I'll rest tonight.

Jay

What do you want?! What do you want?!!

Erida

Isn't it obvious?

Tiffany

We all appeared in your videos. Now it's your turn to be in ours.

Tiffany

Anything?

Alexis

The only thing I can tell you about Lilith is that according to Jewish folklore, she left her husband, Adam, after she refused to become subservient to him. Although... Dr. Holly Brown writes: "The demonization of Lilith was designed to keep women alienated from their own power and spiritual authority." Now that's what I call girl power.

Tiffany

She was a demon?

Violet

She's Jewish?

Alexis

I don't know who this chick is, but it's obvious she knows way too much about us.

Tiffany

Lilith isn't the problem. Foster Prentiss is.

Alexis

Not for long.

Violet

I don't usually go around killing random dudes without a really good reason.

Alexis

The jerk threatened you. He's trying to extort you. He's obviously a total sleaze. What choice do you have?

Tiffany

What choice do we have?

I just can't tell you how disappointed I am in you both. The two of you have always been campus leaders. Right now, I'm dealing with overcrowded classrooms, tuition increases and the Cuesta Verde Conquistadors are going 0 for 12 this year. The last thing I need on my plate is a sorority love tape scandal. Girls! I can't get involved with this right now!

Alexis

We are so mortified, Dean Rutledge.

Tiffany

Don't worry. We'll take care of it.

Good. Now, I trust you ladies will handle this with the high standards that I've instilled in you in the last four years.

Tiffany

Of course.

Now, if you'll excuse me.