“The Hotel Inspectors” · Season 1
In this episode: Basil Fawlty (5), Mr. Hutchinson (3), Sybil Fawlty (2), Manuel (1)
OH NO! come on now, this is quite absurd, I'm sorry, I do not want the omelet!
It's nice!
I don't want the bloody thing now take it back!
Here, give it to me.
I fail to see how this sort of thing can happen!
There, I've torn it up you'll never see it again!.
Don't shout at me. I've had a difficult morning.
Oh, dear, what happened? Did you get entangled in the eiderdown again? Not enough cream in your eclair? Hmmm... or did you have to talk to all your friends for so long that you didn't have time to perm your ears?
I would find it a little easier to cope with some of the cretins we get in here, my little nest of vipers, if I got smidgen of co-operation from you.
Co-operation? That's a laugh. The day you co-operate, you'll be in a wooden box. I've never heard such rudeness.
Spoons, eh?
Sorry?
SP-THTHTHTHTH-OONS!
I beg your pardon?
I understand you're in the spoon trade.
Oh, yes. Yes.
Fascinating. How very absorbing for you.
Well...
So much more interesting than being a HOTEL INSPECTOR!!
Y'What...?
There is a documentary on BBC2 this evening about Squawking Bird, the leader of the Blackfoot Indians in the late 1860s. Now this starts at 8.45 and goes on for approximately three-quarters of an hour.
I'm sorry, are you talking to me?
Indeed I am, yes. Now is it possible for me to reserve the BBC2 channel for the duration of this televisual feast?
Why don't you talk properly?
I beg your pardon?
No it isn't.
What?
It is not possible to reserve the BBC2 channel from the commencement of this televisual feast until the moment of the termination of its ending, thank you so much.
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