Did you ever see that film, "How To Murder Your Wife"?
"How To Murder Your Wife"?
Yes, awfully good. I saw it six times.
“The Wedding Party” · Season 1
In this episode: Basil Fawlty (3), Major Gowen (2)
Always reminds me of somebody machine-gunning a seal.
The heat?
No, no. My wife's laugh.
[about Sybil's laughter] Please don't alarm yourself, it's only my wife laughing. I'm afraid her local finishing school was bombed.
PMrs. Peignoir
[shocked] Oh dear!
No, no, not really. Just a thought. Well now, what can I get you?
PMrs. Peignoir
Do you have any Ricard?
[confused] I'm sorry?
PMrs. Peignoir
Any Ricard?
[unsure what Ricard is, he pretends to check the bar] uh, we're just out of it, I think...
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