Mr. Hutchinson quotes from Fawlty Towers

Mr. Hutchinson

OH NO! come on now, this is quite absurd, I'm sorry, I do not want the omelet!

Manuel

It's nice!

Mr. Hutchinson

I don't want the bloody thing now take it back!

Basil

Here, give it to me.

Mr. Hutchinson

I fail to see how this sort of thing can happen!

Basil

There, I've torn it up you'll never see it again!.

Basil

Spoons, eh?

Mr. Hutchinson

Sorry?

Basil

SP-THTHTHTHTH-OONS!

Mr. Hutchinson

I beg your pardon?

Basil

I understand you're in the spoon trade.

Mr. Hutchinson

Oh, yes. Yes.

Basil

Fascinating. How very absorbing for you.

Mr. Hutchinson

Well...

Basil

So much more interesting than being a HOTEL INSPECTOR!!

Mr. Hutchinson

Y'What...?

Mr. Hutchinson

There is a documentary on BBC2 this evening about Squawking Bird, the leader of the Blackfoot Indians in the late 1860s. Now this starts at 8.45 and goes on for approximately three-quarters of an hour.

Basil

I'm sorry, are you talking to me?

Mr. Hutchinson

Indeed I am, yes. Now is it possible for me to reserve the BBC2 channel for the duration of this televisual feast?

Basil

Why don't you talk properly?

Mr. Hutchinson

I beg your pardon?

Basil

No it isn't.

Mr. Hutchinson

What?

Basil

It is not possible to reserve the BBC2 channel from the commencement of this televisual feast until the moment of the termination of its ending, thank you so much.