Is there something wrong?
EHElder Herr
Will you stop talking about the war?
Me! You started it!
EHElder Herr
We did not start it!
Yes you did -- you invaded Poland.
Elder Herr
Fawlty Towers · 72 quotes
Tied for 7th most-quoted character in Fawlty Towers: in 3 of its 72 quotes
Most scenes with: Basil Fawlty (2)
Scenes with Elder Herr 3
Listen, don't mention the war! I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it alright. [returns to the Germans] So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads. Wait a moment, I got a bit confused here, sorry. Sorry, I got a bit confused because everyone keeps mentioning the war, so could you... what's the matter?
EHElder Herr
It's alright.
Is there something wrong?
EHElder Herr
Will you stop talking about the war?
Me? You started it!
EHElder Herr
We did not start it!
Yes you did, you invaded Poland!
[LAST LINES: the moose-head has landed on Manuel, after falling and knocking out Basil]
He hit me on the head!
No; you hit him on the head, you NAUGHTY MOOSE!!
[All four Germans look on]
EHElder Herr
How ever did they win?
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