Aeryn Sun quotes from Farscape

Aeryn

There was one guard. I don't remember her face. She never told me her name. She told me a legend about how Sebaceans once had a god called... Djancaz-bru. Six worlds prayed to her. They built her temples, conquered planets and yet, one day she still rose up and destroyed all six worlds. And when the last warrior was dying, he... he said: 'We gave you everything. Why did you destroy us?' And, she looked down upon him, and she whispered... 'Because I can.'

Aeryn Sun

It's my duty, it's my breeding since birth. It's what I am.

John Crichton

You can be more.

Aeryn

No offense, human, but what could I possibly need from you?

Crichton

Manners, personality, stock tips.

Aeryn

[about Peacekeeper commandos] I'm sure your world has no force so ruthless, so disciplined.

Crichton

Oh, we call them linebackers. Or serial killers, depends on if they're... professional or amateur.

Aeryn

She gives me a woody. [Crichton looks at her] Woody. Human saying. I've heard you say it often when you don't trust someone, or they make you nervous, then they give you—

Crichton

The willies! She gives you the willies.

Aeryn

You say you want to go back to this planet of pain and suffering!

Crichton

Well you guys don't have chocolate.

Crichton

That's my underwear.

Aeryn

[points to tag] What does this say?

Crichton

Calvin.

Aeryn

Well, they're not yours.

Crichton

How many times have we been close?

Aeryn

[Looking at D'Argo and whispering back] Just the once.

Crichton

[quietly] No, no no no. not that kind of close.

Aeryn

Oh, you mean friend close. Umm, [clears throat] more than once.

John

Well they say you have to walk a mile in someone's shoes to understand them.

Aeryn

Well I certainly know what you were doing when you were in my shoes, Crichton.

John

Gimme a break.

Aeryn

It's okay. It's okay, you know. You were in my shoes, I was in your pants...

Zhaan

By the goddess! What is this madness that has overtaken all of you?

We'll explain later; just shoot us, Zhaan. Full power, and don't worry, we'll have the screen up.

Zhaan

Are you sure about this, Crichton?

Shoot the damn gun you blue-assed bitch!

Oh, come on, man! I'm... They're here. They're right here. They've been here for a couple of arns, and I just had to...

You are mentally damaged.

I'm a guy. A guy. Guys dream about this sort of thing.

I'll tell you one thing Crichton, if I find you've been dreaming anything else to my body I'll break your legs, even if they are mine.

She wants me?

Yeah. Zhaan wants to hear it from you. She won't listen to Rygel.

I told you! You all say I'm paranoid, but it's true: no one ever frelling listens to me!

Can it, furball.

Great! Now I'm getting yotz from my own body!

I don't believe I've had the pleasure.

Aeryn

Yes, I've heard that about Scarrans.

Aeryn

I'm a doctor. Just Relax.

Zhaan

I can wear a Freudian slip.

Aeryn

I find new places to take your temperature.

Chiana

I can teach you left-handed Latvian rodeo torture.

Aeryn

Do you think it's possible... that Stark survived?

Crichton

Since I got here, I've seen a lot of impossible things.