Dominar Rygel XVI quotes from Farscape

Zhaan

By the goddess! What is this madness that has overtaken all of you?

We'll explain later; just shoot us, Zhaan. Full power, and don't worry, we'll have the screen up.

Zhaan

Are you sure about this, Crichton?

Shoot the damn gun you blue-assed bitch!

[about peeing] Could you show me how to do this?

Oh my god... unzip.

Right!

Pull it out. Point it like a gun. And shoot.

Aimed the right way?

Yes, that's fine.

Go on. Go on. Let it all out.

Excuse.

No, no, that's all right, we do that sort of thing all the time here on Moya. I just peed in the maintenance bay.

She wants me?

Yeah. Zhaan wants to hear it from you. She won't listen to Rygel.

I told you! You all say I'm paranoid, but it's true: no one ever frelling listens to me!

Can it, furball.

Great! Now I'm getting yotz from my own body!

Crichton

Bitchin' man.

Rygel

Bitchin'.

Stark

It's filled with mystics and criminals!

Rygel

Then it's just like here: you're a mystic, and we're criminals!

Rygel

Defying all logic, Crichton may actually figure out how to get us away from the Peacekeepers forever.

Without disrespect, he oftentimes leaps to conclusions prior to leading us into--

Rygel

Not here, Pilot! Trust me, I wouldn't have risen to Dominar if I wasn't good at recognizing things before they happen!

You were deposed in a coup led by your own cousin.

Crichton

Somebody got a sugar high. You been stealing candy, Mr. Burrels?

Rygel

Crichton, how illegal is this dren? You have to get me more. I don't care what it costs!

Noranti

Who's Stark?

Rygel

Another lunatic with the wrong number of eyes.

Noranti

Oh...

Rygel

[as "Stark" enters] And there he is.

Scorpius

He's not. That... is a bioloid replica.

Rygel

And how do you know that?

Scorpius

Stark would never torture me. Emperor Staleek replaced the real Stark with a bioloid, to fool Ahkna into believing he was real.

Rygel

But you're actually working for Staleek.

Scorpius

So he believes.

Noranti

Oh, I do admire your compartmentalisation of duplicity!

Rygel

Lock ourselves in an elevator while it tunnels through the solid rock?!

Noranti

Sounds reasonable.

Rygel

Sounds fahrbot!