Dominar Rygel XVI quotes from Farscape

Rygel

Wormholes, Aeryn, Earth, Aeryn, Scorpius, Aeryn. I'm out of fingers. Want me to keep counting on hers? [holds up Sikozu's severed hand]

Rygel

Great. We're hunted by Peacekeepers, towing a dead module, lost in the Uncharted Territories with no purpose in life. How good does it get?

Rygel

If this goes bad, please die first so my last moment can be joyous.

Rygel

You're a pimped-out, arrogant fleshie who wants to use my road where NONE SHALL PASS.

Rygel

[on Earth] It's a backwards planet full of superstitious, xenophobic morons. Nothing makes sense if they didn't think of it first and, even then, it's simplistic drivel. [to John] Beg pardon - how rude. Are you from there?

Rygel

I found the manifest. We were scheduled for transfer to Terron-Ra.

D'Argo

That's a lifer's colony!

John Crichton

[surprised] Prisoner... you're escaped prisoners?

D'Argo

[solemnly] I will not be taken prisoner again.

Rygel

[noticing Crichton] They brought you on board, didn't they? Don't worry, I'll protect you. I look after you now, you look after me later.

Rygel

[about an unusual aspect of Hynerian physiology] It's a perfectly natural bodily function. And it's odorless.

D'Argo

So your loyal subjects tell you!

John Crichton

You fart helium?

Rygel

[I'm] aquatic. That's water, not mud. Mud is mud. You can't breathe in it, you can't move in it. It holds you, it grabs you, it sucks you down. You want to know about mud? I know about mud!

Crichton

The guy knows mud.

Zhaan

How long have we known each other, Rygel?

Rygel

Long enough for me to see your blue backside meditating, but not long enough for you to touch me.

Zhaan

Confront your demons, Rygel, or they will chase you from the shadows to the pyre.

...she reallocated some resources.

Rygel

"Reallocated some resources"?! She starved you and almost suffocated us!

D'Argo

Something Crichton said is disturbing me.

Rygel

Finally! I've been saying that since he arrived.

D'Argo

It's what he said about us all having the same dream.

Rygel

It wasn't the same. Mine was better than yours.

Rygel

I like my wives pregnant and my ships cold to the touch. That way my feet stay warm and my slumber is uninterrupted.

Crichton

Wives plural? Big fella! [gives him high-five]

Crichton

Oh hell, we're screwed.

Rygel

Should I disrobe so it's memorable?

Rygel

You're not seriously considering going down there, are you? For goodness sake, did you see that thing?

D'Argo

You do not have to go down there, Your Flatulence.

D'Argo

You robbed the dead!

Rygel

And believe me, that wasn't as easy as it sounds.