Ray Stussy quotes from Fargo

Buck, if I wanted an opinion from an asshole, I'd ask my own. Got it?

No tip?

Ya. Get a real job.

Nikki Swango

You're the hand and I'm the glove.

You're the bottle and I'm the beer.

Nikki Swango

Or the beer and the glass in my case.

Oh yeah, but I mean it comes in--

Nikki Swango

No, I know. Yeah. Simpatico.

Nikki Swango

Ray, there's a man in my bathroom.

Let's not jump to any conclusions.

Nikki Swango

Are you saying he's not a man or he's not in my bathroom?

You win. I'm done. Whatever you want, just tell me. [Ray gapes at him in shock.] I co-signed the mortgage, you think I don't have a key?

Came for my money.

The dalmatian at the bank. You poured her in the trash, the dog. I got her for Grace when she was seven.

Laverne.

She didn't live that long. Car got her, but we'd grown attached.

I was looking for my stamp.

You know, I was thinking about it on the way over. I can't think of a single person doesn't like me, except you.

That's what they say to your face.

No, Ray! I'm a fair man! I treat people honestly, help 'em when they're down!

Them you help!

When did I not help you, kid? Everything you asked! Co-signing the mortgage, repairs for the car!

I'm not less than you. Some child that needs–

Ray, come on. We've done this already. Been doing it for twenty years. Enough. [Pause. Emmit stands up, picking up a picture frame by his feet. He walks over to Ray and shows it to him, revealing the stamp inside. Ray takes it and looks at it.] It's finished, okay? Words said in anger, crimes committed, we've both done things. It's a certain madness, I think. Brotherhood. Buttons you push in me, that I push in you, grudges...but I don't want that anymore. So...I'm giving you the stamp.

[pause] Well, you're not giving it to me.

No, I am.

You can't give me what was mine from the start!

[sighs] Okay.

No, that's...take it. [He holds out the frame.]

It's yours.

I said take it!

I don't want it.

Take the damn stamp! [He pushes the frame into Emmit's chest.]

[shoves him back] Stop!

Take it! [He shoves him again.]

Stop!

Don't. Don't! [Ray pulls it out, he groans as blood sprays from his neck.] Jesus!

Emmit. E–emmit.

Ray...