Unga-Bunga! Unga-Bunga! Unga-Bunga!
What is that? What's happening?
[carrying mattresses] Unga-Bunga! Unga-Bunga! Unga-Bunga!
Peter, what are you doing?
Playing "Unga-Bunga". It's the championship.
Go away! This is why Zillow estimates our house at $4.00.
What the hell is "Unga-Bunga"?
Two guys run into each other with mattresses and, um, that's kinda it.
Stop explaining it to the dog! Let's do this!
[Chris and Peter run into each other with mattresses]
Stop it! I'm trying to watch my program!
Whoa, Chris, look! Mom's naked!
Where?
[whacks Chris with his mattress] You creep.
[Chris crashes into the TV and breaks it, much to Stewie's dismay]
[gasp] No!
Peter, what's going on in...
[whacks Lois with his mattress] Unga-Bunga!
[becomes angry] You... You imbeciles! You've ruined my night! I asked for one thing in this house!
Stewie, just watch your show upstairs.
I don't want to watch it upstairs on the small TV, I want to watch it downstairs on the big TV! [his face turns red with anger as he starts crying] I WANNA WATCH MY SHOW! [cries, throws himself on the ground and starts throwing his tantrum]
Oh no, Stewie's havin' a tantrum. Come here, sweetie. [Stewie bites her thumb] OW! Screw you, ya little turd!
[Stewie throws a photo right at the door and it crashes]
[enters the living room] What's all that noise? [sees Stewie upset] Aw, do you want a hug from your big sister? [picks Stewie up and is headbutted] OW!
[puts Stewie in bed after he is out of control] You've earned yourself a time-out, young man. [turns the light off] Now, you stay in here until you can behave. [slams the door and leaves]
I HATE YOU! You always ruin everything! God, it's a family of idiots! I wish I was never born! [sees Rupert wearing a fire helmet] Not tonight, Rupert. I'm much too upset.
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