[Stewie is on the stairs watching Peter and Lois arguing downstairs]
Lois, what the fuck did you do?! I just got a note from Goodwill thanking me for donating all my porn!
WHAT?! I'm sick and tired of you blaming me for things I didn't do! And I've got a bone to pick with you! I don't appreciate how you spray-painted "vile woman" on the bedroom wall.
That wasn't me! It must've been one of the kids!
That's ridiculous, Peter! Chris can't write, and we don't allow Meg upstairs!
[In a cutaway, Meg is stuck in the basement, and she scratches the door]
Well, you know what? I'm starting to think whoever wrote that is right!
Well, maybe I don't wanna live with someone who doesn't respect me!
Well then, maybe I should just leave!
And where are you gonna go?! You got nothing else and nobody else!
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