[to Connie DiMico] Alright, let's do it. When we're done with him, he'll be more of an outcast than a seagull at an Adam Sandler movie.
[cut to a movie theater]
ASAdam Sandler
This is my old bicycle that I had from when I was ten...
ASAdam Sandler
Sometimes the banana seat hurts my heinie.
CMCrowd Member
Hey! Will you shut up?
SSeagull
No, you shut up, man! It's a comedy!
ASAdam Sandler
When I ring the bell, it makes my pants feel funny. Ring! Ring! Ring!
CDConnie DiMico
Oh, my God, I can smell him from here. [turns to Gina] He's perfect.
GGina
God, you're right. He smells like Fred Flintstone's ass!
[cut to Fred Flintstone, looking mad]
FFFred Flintstone
Hey! No one's asking you to smell it.
[Chris has lost his popularity after an embarrassing video of himself was released]
Well, Chris, you must feel ridiculous.
I do, Dad. And, Meg, I'm really sorry I was such a douche.
Well, there is a way you can make it up to me.
Tell me what it was like, being one of them.
It was like basking in the warm glow of a higher intelligence as it envelops you and allows you to become part of its everlasting glory.
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