A long time ago, but somehow in the future…
“Blue Harvest” · Season 6
In this episode: Peter Griffin (1), Chris Griffin (1), Meg Griffin (1)
It is a time of civil war and renegade paragraphs flying through space.
There's cool space battles, and the bad guy is the good guy's dad, but you don't find that out until the next episode.
And this hot chick is really the sister of the good guy, but they don't know it, and they kiss, which is kinda messed up. I mean, what if they had done it instead of just kissed?
Angelina Jolie kissed her brother. Yeah, she did. You know it, I know it, and her dad knows it. That's why they hardly ever talk anymore. You can run away to Africa, but you can't run away from the truth.
Oh, by the way, here's a tip for you: when this is over, go out and rent the movie Gia. She's way naked in it, and makes out with another chick and everything. It's awesome. I stumbled across it late at night on HBO after I had just got back from hockey, and I almost fainted. But I digress...
Princess Leia was coming back from buying space groceries when this happened...
[Watto flies into a Lightsaber set up like a bug zapper]
WWatto
Hey, why would you hang that up? It looks so tantalizing.
[Peter finishes telling the story]
The end!
[the lights come back on and the Griffins cheer]
Wow, Dad, thanks for keeping us entertained! That was a great story!
Yeah, but didn't Robot Chicken already do this three months ago?
Well, I wouldn't worry about it, Chris. I don't think people are even aware of that show's existence.
I don't know, Dad. I think a decent number of people watch it.
Oh, really? Define decent.
I think it's the highest rated show on Cartoon Network, and the Star Wars episode doubled that audience.
Well, yeah, but double ten people is like, twenty people, so what kind of numbers are we talking about here? Who knows?
Don't be glib about this stuff, Dad. It's a legitimate show, and they beat you to the punch.
Uh, I don't know about that, Chris. I mean, to me a legitimate show is on ABC, CBS, NBC, you know, one of the REAL networks.
[chuckles] I don't know about that, Dad.
And besides, what's up with that 15-minute run time? What is that? It's like 15 minutes of guys playing with "Star Wars" dolls. Oh, yay, yaaay! Tune me in for that.
Oh, so you do know the show?
I read part of a review online. I'm not a fan.
[angrily] You know, Dad, you're a real jerk!
[after Chris leaves, Peter sings the Star Wars theme, with the screen cutting to black afterwards]
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