Meg, Adam Sandler and others in “Stew-Roids”

Meg

[to Connie DiMico] Alright, let's do it. When we're done with him, he'll be more of an outcast than a seagull at an Adam Sandler movie.

This is my old bicycle that I had from when I was ten...

[laughs]

Sometimes the banana seat hurts my heinie.

[laughs]

Hey! Will you shut up?

No, you shut up, man! It's a comedy!

When I ring the bell, it makes my pants feel funny. Ring! Ring! Ring!

[laughs]