Bridget Fitzsimmons quotes from F Is for Family

Bridget, we gotta go.

Bridget Fitzsimmons

I wanna swim.

And I wanna piss without blood. Now, come on. I still got to fish a stillborn possum out of the Eastside pool.

Bridget Fitzsimmons

I'm staying! Fuck those Eastside dick blisters!

Bill Murphy

She's hot...

Well, then fuck your mother and fuck you too! [Everyone gasps and looks at him] It's all right, everyone. She's my daughter.

Bridget Fitzsimmons

You fucking redheaded piece of shit! Nobody breaks up with me! I break up with you!

Bill Murphy

You did break up with me!

Bridget Fitzsimmons

THE FUCK I DID! I'm gonna get you for this! No more Mr. Nice Bridget.

Bill Murphy

You were being nice?!

You almost tripped me! Say you're sorry.

Bridget Fitzsimmons

Go suck your mother's dick!

At least I have a mother. Your mom died 'cause she didn't want to see your ugly face anymore.

Bridget Fitzsimmons

[yelling after her] Hey, Amy! I hope Bigfoot breaks into your house, kills your dad, comes to the funeral and shits in the hole, and then fucks your mom in the grave, and your mom says "Oooh, that’s the best grave shit fucking I’ve ever had, Bigfoot! What are you doing Thursday?!" [pants and starts tearing up, taking out a locket with a picture of her mother holding her as a baby] I won't let her say that about you.