Amy Jenkins
You almost tripped me! Say you're sorry.
Bridget Fitzsimmons
Go suck your mother's dick!
Amy Jenkins
At least I have a mother. Your mom died 'cause she didn't want to see your ugly face anymore.
Bridget Fitzsimmons
[yelling after her] Hey, Amy! I hope Bigfoot breaks into your house, kills your dad, comes to the funeral and shits in the hole, and then fucks your mom in the grave, and your mom says "Oooh, that’s the best grave shit fucking I’ve ever had, Bigfoot! What are you doing Thursday?!" [pants and starts tearing up, taking out a locket with a picture of her mother holding her as a baby] I won't let her say that about you.
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