Mr. Fitzsimmons
Bridget, we gotta go.
Bridget Fitzsimmons
I wanna swim.
Mr. Fitzsimmons
And I wanna piss without blood. Now, come on. I still got to fish a stillborn possum out of the Eastside pool.
Bridget Fitzsimmons
I'm staying! Fuck those Eastside dick blisters!
Bill Murphy
She's hot...
Mr. Fitzsimmons
Well, then fuck your mother and fuck you too! [Everyone gasps and looks at him] It's all right, everyone. She's my daughter.
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