[first lines of the final episode]
Just about everything I went through at school was hard. The work was tough.
"Q"?! What's a "Q"?!
The people were mean.
[to Greg] Go ahead. [Greg runs off] [Chris tries to get out of the way but Caruso blocks him every time.] [annoyed] Are we havin' a fight or a dance-off? [Caruso punches him]
You know I can't dance.
But the one thing about school that was harder than anything else...
Chris, wake up.
...was gettin' there.
It's time to go to school. You can't learn nothin' in bed.
Tell that to Kim Kardashian. While most kids were still sleepin', I had to get my clothes on, wash may face, brush my teeth, eat...
[stopping a bus] Hey-hey-hey! Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! Wait, wait! [shows bus ticket, and the bus door opens.]
...and then catch three buses. If I got the first one on time, it gave me just enough time to catch the second one which usually made me right on time to catch the third one. And if nothing went wrong, I'd be on time.
Hey, Chris.
[to Greg] Hey. [to Mr. Thurman] After you.
[school bell rings, and Mr. Thurman closes the door.]
[to Chris] You're late. Now go to the principal's office and get a tardy slip.
[Chris is angry about being late, and the next scene switches to Ms. Morello's office.]
Here. [gives Chris a tardy slip.] Just for the record, Chris, you can't afford to be late again. The clocks in this school are set to Eastern Standard Time, not C.P. Time.
What difference does it make if I'm late? We took all our tests. We only got, like, one more week to go.
Counting today, you have been late 29 times this year, and 30 is the limit. If you're late again, you will not be promoted. You will have to repeat the 10th grade.
[outraged] Say what?!
[sticking to her guns] Say word.
Oh, there's a word I wanna say, all right!
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