A little butter and onions and Tonya would make a nice side dish.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
What time is it?
8:45.
8:45 was a quarter past late as hell.
Your Tardiness is excused, but you should tell your family to lay off the bacon.
Tonya went from healthy kid to guinea pig.
Freeze! 'Cause I ain't raisin' no babies!
Kool-Aid's gone Rambo.
Put the tape on, little dude.
Get outta here, big dude.
Is this remedy of yours gonna work?
Oh, it'll work. It's been passed down for generations. My mother got it from my grandmother who got it from her great-grandmother who got it from a Puerto Rican lady.
My father's home remedies were legendary. If you had a headache...
Baking soda and a pomegranate.
If you were nauseous...
Catfish and grape jelly.
If you were blind...
A tin cup and a white cane.
Hey, he couldn't cure everything.
After my mother got through with me, Tonya, and Mr. Omar, I realized that having privacy and being independent isn't all it's cracked up to be. But at least she didn't find out about Tasha.
There's some videos over there you're welcome to watch. I've got Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Dead Zone, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Death in Venice, Death Wish, Love and Death, Murder by Death, and Ososhiki a.k.a. Death, Japanese Style.
Cool, thanks.
Turns out Mr. Omar only had one movie that wasn't about death: Richard Pryor: Live in Concert.
You've got a place. Now all you need to do is get a girl. You're so in there. I can't imagine what I'd do if I had a place to myself.
I could.
[Greg is then seen alone and crying as "All By Myself" by Eric Carmen plays]
Guess I am in there.
You're so in there, we'd have to send a search party to find you.
All men are created equal, especially if they're on CP Time.
You can still get involved in an activity.
Like what?
I don't know. Something that plays into your strong suits.
Problem is, all I had were weak suits.
I can't eat this. My peas are touching my mashed potatoes.
[Rochelle dunks Chris's head into the mashed potatoes]
Are they separated now?
Mm-hmm.
[repeated line] Vote for Johnson!
I wonder if there's a Checkers Club?
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