I thought maybe we could, you know, we could have a bite?
A bite? What, we wouldn't want to have you commit to a whole meal.
S3 E8From Fear to Eternity
[holding a canister] Hey, could you come here for a second?
Why? So you can hit me with that?
Not until you tell me what it is first.
[referencing Jo and Zane stuck together with Instantanium] How do we get them out?
HDr. Hendricks
You get a saw.
Great! So you can just cut through it?
HDr. Hendricks
No. You, uh, cut through their legs.
Ah! [then it hits him] Yes.
Don't you look at me in that tone of voice.
[answering Zane's phone] Dr. Bonehead's lab.
[on phone] Let me guess, you two are still stuck together.
Just until I can reach my gun.
God, what if I have to go to the bathroom?
Why do you think I'm working so fast? I had four cups of coffee this morning.
[to Jo and Zane, who are stuck together] Hey, guys, pick out a china pattern yet?
I have an array of exotic flavors for you to choose from. I chose them specifically based on the regions you've traveled.
The fact that a house can actually try to suck up to me is almost as disturbing as a house taking my niece hostage.
Don't touch the pretty metal canisters.
Another five minutes and I would have chewed off my own leg!
Your mouth is probably big enough.
How much longer Fargo?
The bunker's computers are 70 years old... it's like teaching Lincoln how to use an iPhone.
Good afternoon! My name is Jo Lupo and I'll be saving your ass today!
GMGeneral Mansfield
It's fascinating, you know, you've created a problem so big the solution is to detonate an atomic bomb.
I know, right? How cool is that?
Hey, um, after that call, if you um, maybe wanna go for a, a break-up dinner?
No. [long pause] How about a, a make-up dinner instead?
[they kiss]
Guess it's not so bad being stuck together.
S3 E9Welcome Back Carter
LDr. Leonardo
So where are your uniforms?
Er it's an unofficial visit.
LDr. Leonardo
So is true that you guys got fired?
He got fired, I, uh, I quit.
LDr. Leonardo
Bummer.
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