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E.R. · Season 7, Episode 2

“Sand And Water” quotes from E.R.

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“Sand And Water” · Season 7, Episode 2

In this episode: Mark Greene (3), Elizabeth Corday (3), Peter Benton (1), Cleo Finch (1)

Did you catch her?

Oh yes I caught her, but once she starts writing she can't stop. Heaven forbid, I should have jabbed that pen into her carotid artery.

Hmm, I think they double the fine once you draw blood.

You need a building with guest parking.

Take my spot.

I don't want your spot! Damn.

What?

No milk.

[Offers his cereal bowl] Want some of mine? [Elizabeth gives him a look]

A grown man, you put an empty milk carton back into the refrigerator.

It's not empty. [She dumps the remaining drop into the sink] Now it's empty.

Not that it chills anything cooler than room temperature anyways.

That's it, then! I'm not staying here anymore!

Here we go.

Every faucet leaks, your toilet actually rocks!

I kinda like that.

And there are creatures scurrying about in the walls. Do you know what scurries about in walls, Mark?

...Bunnies?

[looking at a house Mark found] Oh... oh Mark. Oh, it's beautiful!

See, I have some taste.

Can you afford it?

I've been living cheap. Besides, I'm going to have a roommate.

That's awfully presumptuous of you.

Well, I can take out an ad.

You will not! I love it!

You should check out the refrigerator, it's nice and cold.

Look at this deck.

I knew you would love that.

When can we move in?

When can you pack? It has an ice maker.

These floors are gorgeous.

You should check it out.

What?

The ice maker.

It's lovely.

You have to open it. It has a special ice feature.

What, does the ice come in different shaped cubes or something? [She opens the freezer and closes it] Oh my god, Mark. [she opens it again and there sits a ring]

I'm a little nervous, so let me say it. Elizabeth, I love you. I was hoping you would give me the joy and honor of being your husband.

Oh...

Is that a yes?

Yes.

[about a patient] Last time, the man yelled into my stethoscope.

And he grabbed my ass. Suck it up.

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