[about a patient] Last time, the man yelled into my stethoscope.
And he grabbed my ass. Suck it up.
S7 E2Sand And Water
S7 E3Mars Attacks
[to Mark] I'm gone for a couple of weeks, you [and Elizabeth] are engaged, Chen's pregnant, Malucci's blonde and I can't seem to remember my locker combination.
So, what is my position here?
You have no position here, Peter.
You're firing me?
No, no, no, no! You fired yourself.
[about the E.R.] It's really not so bad down here, Abby.
Oh, yeah? Compared to what?
Did you even take the Hippocratic Oath?
I had my fingers crossed.
This place grows on you.
So does foot fungus.
S7 E4Benton Backwards
[to Benton about Romano] He's a horrid little turd, isn't he?
You couldn't pay me enough to work for you, you arrogant little prick.
Fair enough. Keep working on those people skills, Peter.
Um...I was just thinking, ahh...I was just wondering, if you wanted, maybe we could, um...
We could, what?
Go out sometime.
Oh, you mean, um, like a date?
Uh, yeah, that's sorta what I was thinking.
I just don't understand, first you were at four, then you were at six.
That's because I scored very quickly. You're a bad sport.
I can't handle losing to a girl.
Oh, God.
I'm kidding. I actually enjoy losing to you, Abby.
Good, that's much better.
Stop spinning, stop spinning!
It's all in the wrist.
I think I pulled a muscle.
I think we should take a break.
Draft please, Abby?
Club soda.
Okay. So next time, I choose the sport maybe something more civilized? There's a pool table in my hotel.
Your hotel?
Yeah. I don't own it. I just live there.
You live in a hotel?
Yeah, as a doctor. I take care of the tourists. They give me a break on the rent.
[Abby laughs]
No! It's a good deal! Maid service, laundry, amenities.
[Abby gives him a pensive look]
No, no! It's great. You'll have to come see it.
Your hotel room.
Yeah. I mean, I mean no. I mean yes. I mean... I'd never ask such a thing from a lady. Especially after just one kiss.
[grinning] No, I should hope not.
[Luka kisses Abby] Of course, that makes it two.
S7 E5Flight Of Fancy
Peter, you're an excellent surgeon, but ER management is not the best of your skills. Leave that to us.
Luka, wait!
What?
Wait a minute! Don't walk away! Where've you been?
Abby, please.
I'd.. I...I wanna help. Just talk to me.
There's nothing to say. O.K? [leaves]
[Tom needs a heart transplant]
TCTom Coggins
How long can I last on this pump?
A couple weeks.
TCTom Coggins
Pretty lousy odds.
They were worse when you were having a heart attack and the chopper was going down.
S7 E6The Visit
[When Luka sees Abby smoking]
I thought you quit.
I did. And then my mother showed up.
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