[To a very pregnant Elizabeth] Are you sure you can still reach the table?
At least I can see the table...
“Survival of the Fittest” · Season 7, Episode 17
In this episode: Dave Malucci (2), John Carter (1), Luka Kovač (1), Kerry Weaver (1), Robert Romano (1), Elizabeth Corday (1), Chuny (1), Malik (1)
I knew a boy who was a little husky, and he didn't have very many friends and all the kids used to make fun of him. So he spent most of his time studying. And he went on to college, and he became a surgeon. And at his high school reunion, he took out a scalpel, and he cut the tongue off of every kid who ever made fun of him.
SStuart
That's supposed to cheer me up, doc?
MMichele
Are you really a doctor?
When I'm not out fighting crime.
Did somebody order a school bus?
The board is full, gurneys are lining in the halls. We've got another 30 in the rack. We desperately need to clear out the rooms and you're wasting your time on April fools' pranks. No more shenanigans for the rest of the day. Have I made myself clear?
Uh, yes. Yes, ma'am.
Uh huh.
Dave!
[Abby slaps Malucci]
[after being awoken by Abby, dazed] Yeah.
How much did you give him?
Ten milligrams.
Okay, I want you to take a nap.
I'm fine.
What did I just say?
Go take a nap.
Before that.
Uh, no more fooling around.
That's right. Now get back to work.
[as Dr. Weaver walks, she notices cans clinking]
Malucci!
It wasn't me, I swear.
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