“April Showers” quotes from E.R.

Elizabeth

[on the phone] I don't care if it's raining fire and brimstone, you are going to get me to that church if I have to ride on your back like a bloody donkey. [hangs up angrily]

Isabelle Corday

Perhaps you should eat something.

Elizabeth

I do not need to eat. Nor do I need a spot of tea, or a moment of quiet reflection on this, my special day. This is America, and sometimes in this country you have to kick some ass!

Isabelle Corday

We'll take your car and get there early.

Elizabeth

Fine. Fine, okay. But unless you can drive stickshift on the right side of the road, I'm driving.

Isabelle Corday

Elizabeth, you can't possibly drive in your condition.

Elizabeth

Get your purse, grab the flowers, and let's go.

Elizabeth

Now listen here, you ignorant bastard!

Mark

What's wrong?

Elizabeth

Oh... Mark... nothing.

Isabelle Corday

What could be more perfect than marrying the man that you love while carrying his hild?

Elizabeth

Yes, well this love child also comes with an extra forty pounds and hemorrhoids!

Isabelle Corday

Why don't you sit down and have some tea?

Elizabeth

What, so that I can pee every two minutes instead of every ten?

Mark

[Trying to get on an overloaded bus] Can you let me on?

Wait for the next one pal!

Mark

I gotta get to my wedding.

That's original.

Mark

It's true, why else would I be carrying this tux? They towed my car, and the EL is down.

Make room! Make room! Dead man walking.

Isabelle Corday

He'll be here, Elizabeth. Don't fret.

Elizabeth

But I do fret! Every time he's late, I fret! Every time he slurs a word, or gets tired, or bumps his head, I fret! I'm about to get married, and I'm afraid. Not of being with him, but of being without him! I'm afraid he won't be around to raise this child!