Your blood tests show that you have leukemia.
Thank God! I thought you were gonna tell me I had cancer!
Leukemia is a cancer of the white blood cells in the bone marrow.
That's great! That's great. So give me some Viagra, send me home, and we're all good!
This isn't funny.
[suddenly serious] I know.
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