[on Carol's intentions] She just wants to bat me around like a kitty cat with a half dead mouse.
S3The Movie
S3The Decision
[to Ed] Can you tell me you are 100% certain that you do not want to be with me? Because if you can, just say the word and I will walk right out that door.
[about his office] This is where all the magic happens, if you call throat cultures magic.
Excuse me, Dr. Burton, I hate to interrupt, but I need you in the exam room. Could you please take your thumb out of your ass and join me?
[after Nancy said that Mike's co-ed friend was a babe and a half] She was nothing compared to my wife, who's a babe and three quarters.
[to Carol] Everywhere I went, I saw us... I love you. I love every part of you.
Can I please kiss you now?
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