Hey monobrow, give me a push will you?
Can do, Eddy! But I cannot join you in your merriment for I am responsible for Plank's mommy and daddy. Hey, hold it one darn second there.
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This is all your fault. They're all just hunks of wood, for Pete's sake.
I wouldn't say that too loudly, Eddy. I think they're watching us.
Make them go away, Double D! Make them go away!
Man, this is stupid.
What happened to us, Double D? We look like turkeys.
Calm down, Eddy. I'll let you shuffle.
I hate cribbage. I'm just a kid.
[chuckles] Kid? Oh, Eddy. We haven't been kids in over 90 years.
90 years?!
Baby go wee-wee. [he and Edd laugh]
What lame-brained schmuck would throw away a perfectly good tricycle?
What's this about you givin' stuff away? How am I supposed to compete with that?
My school supplies! Gone! Pillaged! Plundered! It can't be! IT CAN'T BE!
A highlighter pen?" "How am I supposed to take notes with a highlighter...
"Double D, can I have your hat?"
Oh sure, why not! Why would I need a hat when school is now totally out of the question! Wait! You still have it, don't you? From your parents, yes? The back-to-school-sale coupon?
Haven't got a clue what you're talking about, Double D. All I got is a back-to-school-sale coupon from my parents.
That stupid thing's worthless! The signs are as clear as the gap in your teeth, sock-head. School ain't meant to be. 'Cause it's Summer baby!
Edd: "Ed, please! I beg of you! I can't be at an academic disadvantage!" [Ed accidentally head butts Edd] Ouch. Without my school supplies, my grades are sure to plummet! That coupon you're flossing with can procure the supplies to cross that desolate desert of scholastic learning!
Oh puh-leeze.
Sounds good to me, whatever you just said!
Quickly, Ed! We have shopping to do!
Oh c'mon, guys! Forget school, will ya? SUMMER AIN'T OVER!
[Edd has refused to partake in Eddy's plan of breaking out of school]
Oh yes you do, or Ed here will write your locker combination on the girls' bathroom wall.
You wouldn't dare!
[Ed then sharpens a pencil using his mouth]
What are you doing to that poor defenseless dictionary?
Ed's cramming for the spelling bee. [Eddy stuffs pages into Ed's ears] Feeling smarter, Ed?
[spewing out loose sheets as he speaks] What?
Have you ever had one of those days, Ed?
Every day of my life, Double D.
This Bubble Bathbel is a smart guy.
It's Bobby Blabby, idiot.
Better spill the beans, Mr. Editor, or you're paper pulp.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Who wrote this stuff?
Miniature aliens? Hairy legs? Lost cities and spandex bicycle shorts? Who indeed is this Bobby Blabby? Eddy? Care to explain?
What? Uh... couldn't tell ya. Sounds like a jerk.
You dropped your loot, Bibby Boo-boo.
IT'S BOBBY BLABBY! GET IT RIGHT! Oops.
Hey! Let me go! Untie me!
I found him the science cupboard pretending to be a stuffed beaver, Double-D.
The nurse thanks you, Eddy.
Oh Yeah? What for?
For helping Kevin conquer his fear of needles by allowing him to witness the safe and easy administration of a real booster shot.
Oh no you don't! Not me!
Worry not, little man. Because you get to have a lollypop after.
Mommy.
Sweet.
But... No! Don't do it! I'm too young!
Needle!?
[Ed runs out of the medical room, but comes back to pick up the lollypop]
I hate Needles!
It's not how you win or lose, it's how you play.
It's all fun and games 'til Ed loses conciousness, Eddy.
Great. So I end up with a detention because of your stupid eating habits.
Is it that time already? Ooh, gravy cakes. Yum."
Excuse me, Ed, but don't you feel this daily diet of gravy may become detrimental to your health?
I swear he's obsessed with the stuff. It's stashed here, right there. I bet you couldn't go a lousy day without your lousy gravy, Ed.
Says you.
SO PROVE IT!
[screams] Your voice is like toothpicks in my drumsticks, Eddy!
I agree, Ed. I've always wished Eddy could communicate in a tone of voice that didn't rattle the timbers of every house in a four-block vicinity.
Don't touch that dial, kids.
What about you, Mr. Encyclopediac? I bet I could stop yelling way before you could stop using those big fancy-schmancy words of yours.
Plank says Double D would go wacky if he only used words with one syllable.
Ha! Even the doorstop's got you pegged.
Aw, Dork, Dorkk and Dorky are having a little tiff. Ain't it precious? [He and Nazz laugh] What dorks.
Always with this duck word, yes Kevin-boy? Rolf would wager his love of mammal flesh and 25 cents that you cannot renounce this label for the mixed-nuts Ed-boys.
25 cents?
What? I can give up saying dork just like that. [Snaps his fingers]
[To Jonny] Think you could go a whole day without that chunk of termite food telling you what to do?
Easy-peasy lemon-squeezy, Eddy. Right, Plank?
Sounds like we got ourselves a bet.
Let's see here. Con-she-enn-shus? What kinda bunk word is that? Ohhhh. Here's another one. Temper-a-mental. I dunno about you, but that's just plain stupid.
STOP!!!!!! I will not tolerate your single-handed annihilation of the English language for your own monetary gain, Eddy!
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