DuckTales (2017) · Season 1
How do you keep losing a giant monster?
Just because we like him better than you doesn't mean you have to hate him.
Wait, what? I am your brother! You met this thing like a day ago!
Well, he never tricked me into doing his laundry. Yeah. I know about that.
[after Louie finds out that "Tenderfeet"'s secret]
Can't out-down a con, bro. Oh, Uncle Scrooooge!
So, you figured out the Bigfoot in your house is scamming you. Problem is, the Bigfoot in your house is scamming you. [cracks knuckles] And, yeah, bro. He lifts.
Oh, Bigfoot, you just poked the bear.
Ah-ha! A bigfoot! I knew there was something strange....afoot.
[as the boys say goodbye to "Tenderfeet"]
[sad] When we first met, there was a thorn in your paw, but now...
[places hand over his heart] ... It's in here.
[the boys hug "Tenderfeet"]
[leans in close; whispers] I win. [dramatically] Now go back from whence you came! This is for your own good. [repeatedly hitting him] Go on! Get out of here! Go! Go! Go! ["Tenderfeet" leaves] Bye, Tenderfeet, I love you, have fun living in the gross woods and not our awesome mansion anymore!
[seeing Lena and Webby in the Other Bin] What the blazes are you two doing in here?!
[realizing Scrooge kept his Dime in the first vault] Oh, of course! The Number One Dime was in the number one chamber. Duh!
No one thinks to check the first one. But you shouldn't be checking at all! The Other Bin is far too dangerous.
It's on me. We wanted to see your dime, and we overheard you were keeping it in here, and...
Sorry, Uncle Scrooge.
You should know by now that if you want to know something, all you have to do is ask. Be straight with me, lassie. What if you were lost, or hurt, or eaten by the dragon?
[hugs Scrooge] Aw man, there's a dragon in here?
We are beyond lost, and- Is this compass a sticker?
Ha ha! Stickers are for kids! Grownups call them decals.
Then how do you navigate?
Instincts. A keen eye. Quick thinking. [panics as he nearly crashes into a mountain, only to dodge at the last moment] ... And a cool head.
A cool head needs a cool hat. Not unlike this bold and daring chapeau. And the story behind it is equally bold and daring.
Do you mind doing whatever it is you're doing later? I'm trying to get us home safe, and... This radar is an ant farm?
Yearly polishing of the money in the Bin is a necessary expenditure. I may be filthy rich, but I'm not unsanitary.
This is your fearsome Pirate Captain, Don Karnage, welcoming you to our friendly skies. [threateningly] Prepare to be boarded!
[Dewey gets himself captured by the sky pirates as he was trying to get his hat back]
Well, well. What have we here?
A stowaway!
[sighs; annoyed] Yes, obviously. I meant as a rhetorical menacing! We have a special punishment for stowaways. Peg Leg Meg, how are those sky sharks coming?
Not great, Captain.
Does Don Karnage have to do everything himself?! You two, watch him while I concoct an appropriately dramatic demise.
[in disguise] I am Dr. Tom Kar...nage? An attractive and charming plant scientist.
You mean a botanist?
You dare correct the fierce Captain... of the Plant Sciencing Committee?
We all know that's Don Karnage, right?
He seems to know a lot about plants.
You know, he might be able to help us find that pirate ship faster.
Yes! I will lead you to the ship so I can kill... -ect that flower? Oh look! Leaves! [grabs some leaves on the ground, and the Caterpillar fake moustache crawls onto them]
Just get on the plane, and don't steal anything this time.
Listen, this has been great, but I should take my hat and go. Everyone will wanna hear about where I've been.
Or you could have this bigger hat... Captain Dewey.
Wait, what now?
You've taught us to be our own pirates, and stand out. Now it's our turn to stand out, behind you.
So, Captain. Who will be the first to witness the talents of the Dread Pirate Dewey?
[as Scrooge, Launchpad, Webby, and his brothers all glare annoyingly at him] Great, now everyone pays attention to me.
It's into Davy Jones' Upper Cabinet with ye!
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