[pretending to host his own talk show] That joke crashed so hard, you'd think it was Launchpad!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Comedy, action, and heart? Who wouldn't want to watch this show?
[after Webby crawls out of the Security-bot] How did you get in there?
Oh, I just jammed it open and ripped out a bunch of wires to make room. What were you doing?
[nervously] What? Me? Nothing! [closing the closet door, the light fades on the Louie Lamp; impersonating Louie's voice] She knows. [to the lamp] Shut up, Louie!
[when reunited with their individual problems]
Beagle Boys.
Psycho rich kid.
Haywire robot.
HDHuey, Dewey, & Louie
[in unison] Brothers again? Brothers again! Triple threat!
[who, as Beakley fights a hooded figure in the kitchen, enters to take soda from the fridge and leaves without noticing anything] Getting low on Cherry Pep, Mrs. B.
[as Webby and Scrooge enter the kitchen in a trashed state]
Great sacks of delirium!
Maybe Donald tried to make an omelet again?
Impossible. He still hasn't figured out how to get out of the pantry.
[Donald yells in anger and fury, pounding from behind a nearby pantry door]
[to the boys as they watch television] I'm off for a little trip. Uncle Donald's in the pantry if you need anything. If I don't come back, it's been a pleasure knowing you all.
HDHuey, Dewey, & Louie
[uninterested] Yeah, yeah. Uh-huh. Sure.
Shhhhhh...
We'll be arriving in a couple hours, Mr. McDee.
Remember, this trip needs to remain a secret, Launchpad. No one should know where we're going.
Way ahead of you. [puts a blindfold on]
AAuctioneer
Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, let's start our bidding with the last page from the Great Book, a priceless artifact for medeival enthusiasts.
BMrs. Beakley (Agent 22)
So, what's on it exactly?
Alchemy. Formulas for potions and elixirs. Legend has it that the high priests of Castle Dunwyn were mentored by mystical creatures from the nearby glen, creatures of untold powers.
BMrs. Beakley (Agent 22)
Untold powers?
Yes, if you believe that sort of thing. FOWL seems to.
BMrs. Beakley (Agent 22)
How do you know so much about all this?
Untold chaos, dark artifacts, a man has his hobbies.
[after Mrs. Beakley puts a tracking beacon on Black Heron]
And now we can steal it from her for free! I just saved SHUSH a lot of money. You're welcome. [Mrs. Beakley punches Scrooge]
[as Scrooge and Webby face a giant cave, Webby is visably excited]
What is it now?
Should we have a battle cry to strike fear in our enemies?
What do you have in mind?
[to the cave] Get ready to lose bad, baddies!
... Eh, what she said.
Good afternoon, world leaders. This is Black Heron of FOWL. Regrets if you haven't heard of me, but I've gotten very well acquainted with your Agent 22. After meticulous-
BMrs. Beakley (Agent 22)
My back molar is rigged with a distress signal. SHUSH will be coming for me, and you, Heron.
Excuse me?! I'm in the middle of filming my declaration of harmful intent. Where was I? [pulls out index cards] Oh yes! After meticulous, frankly ingenious planning, I have obtained history's greatest biological weapon. With the completed formula, I will breed an army of super-soldiers that will bounce to the highest peaks of corruption!
[enters the frame, laughing] Did you just say "bounce"?
Who is this? Is he with you?
BMrs. Beakley (Agent 22)
Unfortunately.
You're making a bounce serum? The untold powers of the ancient creatures is bouncing?
Yes! There'll be bouncing here and there and everywhere! Mass destruction that's beyond compare! [Scrooge laughs] Stop laughing! I have wasted an entire reel of film, and you're not even entirely in frame!
I can't believe I'm now part of an actual McDuck-Agent 22 adventure! Thank you, Mr. McDuck!
Call me Uncle Scrooge.
[hugs Scrooge] I'm Webby.
[during a bank robbery]
BBBouncer Beagle
Why are we wearing masks over our other masks again?
[as Gizmoduck tests the suit features]
You're gonna overload the core processor and kill us all!
Oh, I'd say that's overkill.
BOBulby Operating System
Initiating overkill.
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