Duckman, I've never met anyone like you, and I don't know you well, but this much I do know about you - you'll fight to have your steak just right, you'll fight not to have to wear a jacket, and you've fought like hell over a hundred times today to get a peek down my blouse.
S4 E7Role With It
This is why I got into psychology - to find complex answers to people's real problems. Of course, then I found out where the big money was: making up problems and giving people easy answers to them. So I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened.
I already have! Let's go, gang!
S4 E28Four Weddings Inconceivable
[At the end of the episode...]
WWoman
Stop! Stop the wedding!
Sold, Sally! Too late! You should've... [gasps]
FUFluffy and Uranus
[gasp]
BKBernice, King Chicken, and Beverly
[gasp]
[The woman turns out to be Beatrice, Duckman's supposedly deceased wife]
Beatrice.
Beatrice?!
Beatrice?!
BBeverly
Beatrice.
HCHoney Chicken
Who's Beatrice?
My wife. Uh, my, uh, my first wife. I-I mean... [to Beatrice] You're alive.
BBeatrice
Well, yeah. Sure I am. Didn't Cornfed ever tell you?
[The crowd gasps]
Uh... Duckman, I can explain.
[Beatrice and Duckman stare at each other for a moment]
[To be continued...?]
[the episode ends.]
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