Mr. Duckman, you've only been here eight hours, and already you've turned our whole world topsy-turvy!
We spent the entire morning burning your sheets, and your mattress, and the bed, and the carpet around the bed leading into the bathroom! And the bathroom!
You have to treat people with respect, Mr. Duckman, whether it's what you say to them or how you act in their house!
[apathetically, takes the fried eggs he made from their rare finch eggs] Uh-huh, look, these eggs need a little ketchup, is there anything else?
[furious] As a matter of fact, there is. Get the [beep] out of here, Mr. Duckman.
[Duckman stands in shocked silence]
You deaf, Mr. [beep]hole?! Get the [beep] out of here before we [beep]ing tear your [beep]ing [beep] off and shove it up your [beep]ing [beep]!
[They point at the door and he sadly leaves, giving a brief hopeful smile before they slam the door on him]
Ooh, that felt pretty [beep]ing good!
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