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S3 E2

Duckman · Season 3, Episode 2

Cornfed, Regine and others in “Forbidden Fruit”

Cornfed

[groans] Blacking out. Swoon. Down I go. Must be my potassium deficiency.

Regine

Here, have a banana.

Cornfed

You offered me a banana? The phallic fruit? I'm uncomfortable with what that implies. I'm going to sue you for sexual harassment.

Regine

What? You can't. I didn't mean anything. Besides, it can't be harassment. I'm not even a-- [gasps]

Cornfed

You're not even a what? A woman? That's right. I had to appear to abandon Duckman so I could infiltrate your society because of a hunch I had as to your real identity. The broken French accent, the unnaturally husky voice, the second-rate acting. You can only be one person: Gerard Depardieu. [unmasks "Regine"]

Duckman

King Chicken!

Cornfed

That was my second guess.

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