Drop the Dead Donkey · Season 1
I'm obviously dim, but why are we bothering to interview Tom when he will simply repeat what I have said?
Yes, but he'll be repeating it live from the scene.
Why?
Because TV's a visual medium, for God's sake! If nothing's happening, you have to show it's not happening, live, as it doesn't happen. Do you know nothing about this business, man?
[furious] I know a great deal more than you, you [bleep]ing, sh[bleep]ing, pi[bleep]ing...
Damien is confident that his job is safe
When a herd is being culled, they do not shoot the youngest, fittest male.
They might do, if that youngest and fittest male had just been discovered at a White House reception dressed in drag, in the hope that Clinton might make a pass at him.
It might have worked. He offered me a cigar.
The teenage masturbators of today are the television executives of tomorrow.
In his affair with Monica Lewinsky, President Clinton used a cigar in a sexual act in one of their encounters.
George has returned from a short flight with Henry's niece
And at what point did you mention your severe phobia of flying? And violent motion sickness?
Well, I didn't mention them. Not strictly speaking.
And were you okay?
Not strictly speaking. I filled up four of those containers, Sue's handbag and the hood of the pilot's anorak. And then we took off.
God, I'm depressed.
How depressed? Quite depressed, suicidally depressed or Virgin Rail passenger?
Virgin Rail passenger who supports Man City and is married to Ann Widdecombe.
Bloody hell!
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