A character in Drop the Dead Donkey
Played by Robert Duncan
Drop the Dead Donkey · 35 quotes
7th most-quoted character in Drop the Dead Donkey: in 6 of its 35 quotes
Most scenes with: Helen (2)
Yes, this is absolutely ridiculous. This sexual harassment must stop now. I mean it, Henry. How dare anyone in this office use their power and influence to make sexual advances to these poor, terrified mesmerized, sexually inexperienced men. And women. And I hope that's clear. Anyway, just a thought.
Helen raises the question as to whether attending editorial meetings is an effective use of Gus's time
You see, I have a very important function in those meetings.
Good. And that is?
Well, I'm a sort of hands-off, eyes-on, overviewing, non-participatory, sort of hands-off...I'll get back to you on this. Terrific, Helen. You keep up the good work! (mutters) Cunning bitch.
It's alright, Gus. I know you haven't done this sort of thing very often. If ever. That's why I like you.
You see, when it comes to sexual interfacing with the female gender group, I've always been caution-orientated due to ongoing problems of an adaptive nature, regarding the gooeyness factor on the physical front.
We need a rapid interface in the chin-wag department. I understand Sally is...with child.
She told you?
No, I read the graffiti in the lift.
The hoist's up and ready.
Sorry?
We have an ongoing potential uplift scenario.
Ah, got youǃ
I'm obviously dim, but why are we bothering to interview Tom when he will simply repeat what I have said?
Yes, but he'll be repeating it live from the scene.
Why?
Because TV's a visual medium, for God's sake! If nothing's happening, you have to show it's not happening, live, as it doesn't happen. Do you know nothing about this business, man?
[furious] I know a great deal more than you, you [bleep]ing, sh[bleep]ing, pi[bleep]ing...
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