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Drop the Dead Donkey · Season 1, Episode 15

Damien and Dave in “Unfinished Business”

Damien is confident that his job is safe

Damien

When a herd is being culled, they do not shoot the youngest, fittest male.

Dave

They might do, if that youngest and fittest male had just been discovered at a White House reception dressed in drag, in the hope that Clinton might make a pass at him.

Damien

It might have worked. He offered me a cigar.

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